fortunes/trinitydotmoe

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Yeah, that's just how it is. Just, nothing. So much nothing that it hurts.
		-- danger/u/ aefd79
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Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
		-- Katy Perry
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Consult your pineal gland.
		-- Eris
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Back to 8chan please
		-- Skyglider on wirechan.org
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No, I am your father.
		-- Darth Vader, "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"
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A checklist can aid here.
		-- Lance Leventhal, "Z80 Assembly Language Programming"
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You never know.
		-- Mr. McSweeney of Winthrop, Maine
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You lost the game.
		-- Anonymous on 4chan.org
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Jerma isn't particularly religious.
		-- Jerma985 Wikitubia Fandom article
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put me on here now
		-- arsonist catboy on twitter.com
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These are no longer memes this is y'all repressed anger
		-- Khalifist on twitter.com
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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when
you do, it blows away your whole leg.
		-- Bjarne Stroustrup
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I'll sleep when I'm dead.
		-- Warren Zevon
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I would have made a good pope.
		-- Richard M. Nixon
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgement enough for me.
		-- Charles William Stubbs
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Your enemy is where you are not.
		-- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" (paraphrased; purportedly)
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Be everywhere.
		-- social media influencing 101
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I wish everyone was bald.
		-- Anonymous on 4chan.org
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Nah
		-- Soldier G65434-2
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The kill command is a basic UNIX system command.
		-- Matthew Helmke, "Ubuntu Linux Unleashed 2021 Edition, page
		   283"
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If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.
		-- Craig Jelinek
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Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.
		-- 名無 on 2chan
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They had overshadowed her in life. They would obliterate her in death.
		-- Khaled Hosseini, "A Thousand Splendid Suns"
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are your bones made out of fucking depleted uranium
		-- Anonymous on the 4chan.org/x/ tulpa peridot thread
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Giving the Linus Torvalds award to the Free Software Foundation is sort of like
giving the Han Solo award to the Rebel Fleet.
		-- Richard Stallman, "Revolution OS (2001)"
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Filthy Frank is the embodiment of everything a person should not be.
		-- George Miller
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It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever
consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would
instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be
given as a parameter.
		-- Nathaniel Borenstein
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An idiot admires complexity. A genius admires simplicity.
		-- Terry A. Davis
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When in doubt, use brute force.
		-- Ken Thompson
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Where MS Word is WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get), and Latex is WYGIWYW
(What You Get Is What You Want), HTML is WYGIWYD (What You Get Is What You
Deserve).
		-- Trinity
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Easy is the opposite of hard, not the opposite of time-consuming.
		-- Brad Fitzpatrick, "discussion about plan9 support with Go"
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Blame the Nazis for making me become a gun designer. I always wanted to
construct agricultural machinery.
		-- Mikhail Kalashnikov
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since KFC fired me the 11 herbs and spices are coriander, onion powder, garlic
powder, salt, white pepper, black pepper basil, parsley, chili pepper, lemon
powder, thyme, and sage.
		-- @ashley.shoy on Tiktok
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Sooner or later there has to be peace.
		-- Abigail Thorn, "Identity: A Trans Coming Out Story"
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Ich bin ein Berliner.
		-- John F. Kennedy
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I am a Bangor!
		-- Erwin Kreuz
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It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail.
		-- Unknown
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Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you
love me.
		-- Unknown in the House and Office of Volusius Iuvencus
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Debugging on windows is like trying to fix spelling mistakes but you can't see
the words
		-- arwn in the 9fans Discord
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I believe this rabble does not deserve to be given the means for its
emancipation.
		-- Catboy Deleuze (deleuzian_catboy) on instagram.com
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Nothing human makes it out of the near-future.
		-- Nick Land, "Meltdown (1994)"
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144hz doesn’t help much with writing C
		-- henesy on the 9fans Discord
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It could be a monkey. You never know.
		-- Peter, overheard in a Burger King
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There's no law apart from Man's will.
		-- Alex Alex, 'Only Blackjack' group on facebook.com
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You will see by it, that the Opinion of this mischievous Effect from lead, is
at least above Sixty years old; and you will observe with Concern how long a
useful Truth may be known, and exist, before it is generally receiv'd and
practis'd on.
		-- Benjamin Franklin in a private letter
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You claim to seek progress, but you succeed mainly in whining.
		-- Dennis Ritchie, "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook Anti-Foreword"
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nemoj da juriŝ zene i autobusi, biĉe uvek novi
		-- meatgrinder's pop, relayed by meatgrinder in metaspinoza's
		   nightmare wheelhouse