commit 0c622ca12e77b641a1ea3fa4d77d8b5ddc68d18c Author: DTB Date: Mon Dec 25 16:37:10 2023 -0700 trinity.moe/js/quotes.json as a fortunes file diff --git a/trinitydotmoe b/trinitydotmoe new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cd67725 --- /dev/null +++ b/trinitydotmoe @@ -0,0 +1,161 @@ +Special thanks to Ками for their help with this quotes script. + -- trinity.moe/js/quotes.json +% +Yeah, that's just how it is. Just, nothing. So much nothing that it hurts. + -- danger/u/ aefd79 +% +Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form. + -- Katy Perry +% +Consult your pineal gland. + -- Eris +% +Back to 8chan please + -- Skyglider on wirechan.org +% +No, I am your father. + -- Darth Vader, "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" +% +A checklist can aid here. + -- Lance Leventhal, "Z80 Assembly Language Programming" +% +You never know. + -- Mr. McSweeney of Winthrop, Maine +% +You lost the game. + -- Anonymous on 4chan.org +% +Jerma isn't particularly religious. + -- Jerma985 Wikitubia Fandom article +% +put me on here now + -- arsonist catboy on twitter.com +% +These are no longer memes this is y'all repressed anger + -- Khalifist on twitter.com +% +C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when +you do, it blows away your whole leg. + -- Bjarne Stroustrup +% +I'll sleep when I'm dead. + -- Warren Zevon +% +I would have made a good pope. + -- Richard M. Nixon +% +To sit alone with my conscience will be judgement enough for me. + -- Charles William Stubbs +% +Your enemy is where you are not. + -- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" (paraphrased; purportedly) +% +Be everywhere. + -- social media influencing 101 +% +I wish everyone was bald. + -- Anonymous on 4chan.org +% +Nah + -- Soldier G65434-2 +% +The kill command is a basic UNIX system command. + -- Matthew Helmke, "Ubuntu Linux Unleashed 2021 Edition, page + 283" +% +If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out. + -- Craig Jelinek +% +Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn. + -- 名無 on 2chan +% +They had overshadowed her in life. They would obliterate her in death. + -- Khaled Hosseini, "A Thousand Splendid Suns" +% +are your bones made out of fucking depleted uranium + -- Anonymous on the 4chan.org/x/ tulpa peridot thread +% +Giving the Linus Torvalds award to the Free Software Foundation is sort of like +giving the Han Solo award to the Rebel Fleet. + -- Richard Stallman, "Revolution OS (2001)" +% +Filthy Frank is the embodiment of everything a person should not be. + -- George Miller +% +It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever +consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would +instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be +given as a parameter. + -- Nathaniel Borenstein +% +An idiot admires complexity. A genius admires simplicity. + -- Terry A. Davis +% +When in doubt, use brute force. + -- Ken Thompson +% +Where MS Word is WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get), and Latex is WYGIWYW +(What You Get Is What You Want), HTML is WYGIWYD (What You Get Is What You +Deserve). + -- Trinity +% +Easy is the opposite of hard, not the opposite of time-consuming. + -- Brad Fitzpatrick, "discussion about plan9 support with Go" +% +Blame the Nazis for making me become a gun designer. I always wanted to +construct agricultural machinery. + -- Mikhail Kalashnikov +% +since KFC fired me the 11 herbs and spices are coriander, onion powder, garlic +powder, salt, white pepper, black pepper basil, parsley, chili pepper, lemon +powder, thyme, and sage. + -- @ashley.shoy on Tiktok +% +Sooner or later there has to be peace. + -- Abigail Thorn, "Identity: A Trans Coming Out Story" +% +Ich bin ein Berliner. + -- John F. Kennedy +% +I am a Bangor! + -- Erwin Kreuz +% +It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail. + -- Unknown +% +Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you +love me. + -- Unknown in the House and Office of Volusius Iuvencus +% +Debugging on windows is like trying to fix spelling mistakes but you can't see +the words + -- arwn in the 9fans Discord +% +I believe this rabble does not deserve to be given the means for its +emancipation. + -- Catboy Deleuze (deleuzian_catboy) on instagram.com +% +Nothing human makes it out of the near-future. + -- Nick Land, "Meltdown (1994)" +% +144hz doesn’t help much with writing C + -- henesy on the 9fans Discord +% +It could be a monkey. You never know. + -- Peter, overheard in a Burger King +% +There's no law apart from Man's will. + -- Alex Alex, 'Only Blackjack' group on facebook.com +% +You will see by it, that the Opinion of this mischievous Effect from lead, is +at least above Sixty years old; and you will observe with Concern how long a +useful Truth may be known, and exist, before it is generally receiv'd and +practis'd on. + -- Benjamin Franklin in a private letter +% +You claim to seek progress, but you succeed mainly in whining. + -- Dennis Ritchie, "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook Anti-Foreword" +% +nemoj da juriŝ zene i autobusi, biĉe uvek novi + -- meatgrinder's pop, relayed by meatgrinder in metaspinoza's + nightmare wheelhouse