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+#!/bin/sh
+# Copyright (c) 2024 DTB <trinity@trinity.moe>
+# SPDX-License-Identifier: FSFAP
+#
+# Copying and distribution of this file, with or without modification, are
+# permitted in any medium without royalty provided the copyright notice and this
+# notice are preserved.  This file is offered as-is, without any warranty.
+
+.PRAGMA: command_comment
+
+.PHONY: scrut_tests
+scrut_tests: scrut_help scrut_options
+
+.PHONY: scrut_help
+scrut_help: $(BIN)/scrut
+	! $(BIN)/scrut -h
+
+.PHONY: scrut_options
+# scrut tests file attributes, but files of a certain attribute aren't
+# guaranteed to be present on a system. This test checks all of the files in
+# harakit and, if test(1p) says a file matches a certain attribute, then checks
+# scrut.
+# opts are space-delimited (for command splitting), sel is not
+scrut_options: $(BIN)/scrut
+	set -e; \
+	opts="b c d e f g k p r s u w x L S"; \
+	sel=; \
+	find . -name .git -prune -o -print \
+		| while read -r f; do \
+			for opt in $$opts; \
+				do if ! printf "%s\n" $$sel | grep $$opt >/dev/null; then \
+					if test -$$opt "$$f"; then \
+						if ! $(BIN)/scrut -$$opt "$$f"; \
+							then printf "[!!] scrut -%s failed on %s.\n" \
+								$$opt "$$f"; \
+						fi; \
+						sel="$$sel$$opt"; \
+						printf "[OK] Tested scrut -%s using %s\n" \
+							$$opt "$$f"; \
+					fi; \
+				fi; \
+			done; \
+			if printf "%s\n" "$$opts" | sed 's/ //g' | xargs test "$$sel" =; \
+				then break; \
+			fi; \
+		done