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fun/butt.rs

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+/*
+ * This work by Emma Tebibyte is marked with CC0 1.0 
+ * <http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0>
+ */
+
+// https://www.reddit.com/r/learnpython/comments/17pkw1h/why_wont_my_code_run/
+
+use std::{
+	io::stdin,
+	process::exit,
+};
+
+fn main() {
+	let mut buf = String::new();
+
+	println!("How big is your butt?");
+	stdin().read_line(&mut buf).unwrap();
+
+	let size = buf.trim().parse::<u8>().unwrap_or_else(|e| {
+			eprintln!("Your butt can’t be {}!", buf.trim());
+			exit(1);
+	});
+
+	println!("{}", match size {
+		0 | 1 | 2 => "Your butt is small Im not gonna smack it ",
+		3 => "Your butt is decently sized, if im super horny ill smack and maybe lick it",
+		4 => "Your butt is pretty big there, Why don't you come down and ill show it a good time!",
+		_ => "WOW Your butt is pretty big! you better pull your pants down RIGHT NOW so i can lick it clean",
+	});
+}