Fish Care

This page exists because the world is depressing. Goldfish are given away to random people at county fairs because they're "easy" to take care of. The same reasoning is what parents who buy their children aquariums without researching at all use to justify their decisions.

There's just one small problem.

Section 1:

They're All Fucking Wrong

When I was a kid, my parents bought me a betta. I named him Bob. Bob lived in a bowl that probably contained about a tenth of a gallon of water. He was being abused. I can say that because admitting that you've done something wrong (especially to that degree) is the important first step to understanding how to properly care for your fish.