diff --git a/homepage/blog b/homepage/blog index f782206..54e6323 100755 --- a/homepage/blog +++ b/homepage/blog @@ -1,4 +1,5 @@ #!/bin/sh +#2345678911234567892123456789312345678941234567895123456789612345678971234567890 set -ex mkdir -p blah cd blah @@ -52,6 +53,156 @@ corner of the web. +2023-06-27 + +.LP +"Closing time, Carl." +.PP +Carl looked up from the library computer over which he'd been slumped +for the past five hours. "Damn." +.PP +Frank recognized the program Carl had open, a simple web browser. +More simple than the one Frank himself used. +This one was in five windows, each in different aspects, scattered across the +screen, each open to different sections of different textbooks digitally loaned +from the library. "In the middle of something?" +.PP +Carl smiled. "Nothing that can't wait for tomorrow." He dug around in his pocket +for a notebook and started to write down references and kill programs. +Carl had a slight beard and glasses misshapen by years in a rough world without +replacement. He wore a canvas jacket despite the season and dark blue jeans. + +i knew how long this would last +when it started in may +but when october came by +i know i've been wrong before + +i knew how long this would last +when you called me your prey +but when you brought out the axe +i know i've been wrong before + +as we run through the woods +racing against my heart +can you hunt me real slow +so that we don't have to part + +as we run through the woods +you yell to me to come back +but when you brought out your axe +i knew how long this would last + +when you kill me baby +make me agonize +don't wanna reach the destination +just wanna look in your eyes +i wanna feel you rip my stockings +then rip and tear at my flesh +i wanna taste your cold conviction +feel hot blood stream from my neck + +i wanna see you berserk +i wanna fear for my life +don't wanna reach the destination +make me agonize + +i wanna meet the animal +your skin is trying to hide +don't wanna see it coming +make me agonize + +2023-02-18 + +[1135] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: cthulu tits hopw big +[1138] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: im real i promise i cannot solve a captcha but thats + because captchas are hard nooooo i'm real i'm so real + believe me i'm not an unclassified online entity i'm + a cute online entity +[1138] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: i hate living inside the ghostbusters metal shoebox +[1212] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: not on the no fly list or the selectee list pog +[1213] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: bark(2) system call +[1214] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: r u ok babe u haven't touched ur soylent +[1217] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: trinity random number generator all the numbers are + either 3 6 or 9 +[1226] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: why doesn't anyone just manipulate atmospheric noise + to fix rngs. is it that hard? fly a drone next to the + microphone +[1538] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: follow no one. the only person on your "feed" should + be you. recursive human centipede + +2023-02-19 + +[1311] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: shot a man in reno just to watch him piss and shit + himself +[1314] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: top emoji +[1318] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: bart simpson radicalism + +2023-02-22 + +[0647] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: 2am trinitypost binge like +[0649] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: pour a cuppa on poettering call that system tea + your computers aint nuffin and you work on them for + free + i got my brewed beverage no i aint fuckin thirsty + got that bri'ish class you got that linux grease +[0655] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: account hacked by gpt (posting GAY PORN + +2023-02-24 + +[0226] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: can tell when sex ypeople are on line because people + start liking my posts a LOT at those hours..... +[0228] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: get goatsed get rickrolled you just lost the game get + rekt scrub get fucking smasked blaze up homie i'm + gonnya report you hey check your DMs i e mailed you + your IP address i'm dossing you i'm streamsniping you + you're camping you're hacking it was the lag it was + my monitor +[0229] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: lightly fucked +[0236] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: slides over to you hey fella can i buy you a drink oh + sprite? ok hey bartender get my friend here a sprite + so hey what are ya doing tonight? got any plans? sick + sick hey listen can you piss? i don't need to know + the implementation specifics i mean we all got at + least two holes haha but can you piss? can urine come + out of your appropriate orifice? ok cool listen i'm + gonnya give you this card and i'm gonnya write on + back of it TRNITY +1 --- 555 ---- and you're gonnya + call this number and ask for this person that's me by + the way. right? and you're gonnya say hey i was + gonnya install the gold shower. and they're gonnya + say oh gotcha and connect you over to the hotel where + we'll be staying, and they'll give you the hotel + information and a date and time. when that day + happens i need you to be wearing only a bathrobe and + swimming goggles and to be jojo have you ever seen + jojos bizarre adventure? cool so i want you to be + jojo posing when i open the door. because i think + it's hot. do you want the money or not? i could give + you a couple thousand dollars for maybe a couple + hours of work. and you're gonnya turn that down? + principles? listen to me. the only principle you need + is profit. the only principle you need is cold hard + cash. nothing else exists. there is nothing but + liquid no thing but fluid and this cash is what + greases those fucking wheels baby. so are you in? + good good. by the way lose that belt. i wannya see + your ass crack on the dance floor +[0237] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: getting HIGH watching FNYAF LORE GAME THEORY + +2023-04-26 + +[0910] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: meowing nuns incident +[0912] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: BITING nuns incident +[0926] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: i cant access cloudflare websites anymore cuzof an + oopsy woopsy with bangin 5 monsters and surfin the + chanz at hyper speed so now i'm on catgirls.nya.gay + where there aint no flare there aint no firewall it's + just me https js css firefox and the cold hard truth + that is server cliet computkng +[0929] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: march 2023 trinity marijuanya psychosis and + subsequent trainhopping tea bender (do not research) + + 2023-06-26 My wisdom teeth still haven't healed.