diff --git a/homepage/blah/index.html b/homepage/blah/index.html
index 6189325..1e07fd6 100644
--- a/homepage/blah/index.html
+++ b/homepage/blah/index.html
@@ -49,9 +49,9 @@ frustrated when I'm in the middle of a field stealing Circle K's WiFi. Not to
 mention I have to type in the whole repository name (try typing
 `devenblake/my_awesome_homepage` in direct sunlight on the first try without
 making a mistake) in order to say yes, truly, I want to delete this thing,
-like I'm some sad drunkard who's about to eat a bullet because I bet my life
-savings on a failed axe throwing tournament (no, actually I'm just making
-parenthetical statements).
+like it thinks I'm some sad drunkard who's about to eat a bullet because I bet
+my life savings on a failed axe throwing tournament (no, actually I'm just
+making parenthetical statements).
 	SourceHut's interface in comparison is much more spartan. I prefer it
 because it makes it harder for people to find my stuff (I hate it when people
 find my stuff) but people trying to find my stuff say they don't like it.