diff --git a/homepage/blah/index.html b/homepage/blah/index.html index 0600765..a7a141a 100644 --- a/homepage/blah/index.html +++ b/homepage/blah/index.html @@ -16,6 +16,53 @@ ideas' witlessness; ideas' witnesses; ideas- +2022-10-31 + + I've decided today I'm gonna try all of the currently available Monster +Cereals from General Mills, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry, in a +single day, this Halloween. I couldn't find Fruit Brute even though it was +supposedly re-launched this year and according to Wikipedia Fruity Mummy Yummy +hasn't been available since 2014, so that's something for 2024 I suppose. + Franken Berry, my breakfast today, was alright. It's fruity +marshmallows with fruity grain cereal, sort of like a fruity version of Lucky +Charms. I had it with skim milk which I prefer to the previous time I had it +when I had it dry. I would prefer Cap'n Crunch, my favorite uber-sugary cereal, +or Wheaties, my favorite breakfast cereal in general, but it was fine and if I +were 8 years old I'd definitely enjoy it as much as any other breakfast cereal. + It's worth noting that prior to my 2200-hour bowl of Cinnamon Toast +Crunch a month or so ago I hadn't had breakfast cereal with or without milk +since around 2019, so my tastes have been reset towards ramen and pizza (I'm +not a particularly wealthy individual). I did consume probably a couple +freighters' worth of breakfast cereal when I was a lass, particularly the +supermarket's version of Coco Pebbles (Coco Dino Bites, I think?) which left +the milk a thick chocolaty mess when finished the solid bits which gave 14 year +old Trinity the sugar she needed to not fall asleep in math class, but as I got +older I stopped having breakfast because I didn't need it, I needed to lose +weight, and it saved me some money I could instead spend on cocaine and +hookers. + + I have now had the Count Chocula for lunch. My stomach has begun to +ache. The milk was rendered into chocolate by the time I was done with my two +bowls, which was sick as fuck and quite enjoyable, but the milk is pummelling +my pitiful soygirl stomach which cannot handle this monster lactose. I fear I +shall die. This goal of mine, my dragon, will be slain, and Halloween 2022 and +its great street cred will be in mine hands. + In other news, I went to the bank to get some cash, and I think the +teller thought I was a crazy person (to be fair, I am, but usually I pass as +sane pretty well) because I don't know how banks work and I just wanted 200USD +cash. + + Today I learned BBL = brazilian butt lift. + + I hasten to finish this blah post, to commit before November arrives. +My goal of consuming all three available General Mills Monster Cereals was a +success, though at what cost time will tell. My veins are glucose, my lungs +take and give a bitter sweet sugary air. Possibly tomorrow I'll have developed +type II diabetes, if not the simple affliction of death due to ketoacidosis. A +fate dealt by a worthy opponent - breakfast cereal. + Boo Berry was pretty good, I think the best. + + 2022-10-30 THIS SICKLY SWEET CANDY