diff --git a/homepage b/homepage index 10ae3f1..70a9843 100755 --- a/homepage +++ b/homepage @@ -525,6 +525,171 @@ pre { /* DRY who? */ } +/blah/2024-03-31.html + +: fixing the murderu.us web stuff + +I've heard good things about Caddy from [...] and [...] so we're using that. + +# apk add caddy make python3 +# rc-service add caddy +# git clone https://git.tebibyte.media/murderu.us/src.git /srv/murderu.us +# git clone https://git.tebibyte.media/trinity/src.git /srv/trinity +# cat >/srv/update-web.sh +#!/bin/sh +set -e + +# murderu.us +git -C /srv/murderu.us reset --hard +git -C /srv/murderu.us checkout main +git -C /srv/murderu.us pull + +# trinity.moe +git -C /srv/trinity reset --hard +git -C /srv/trinity checkout main +git -C /srv/trinity pull +make -BC /srv/trinity dist/homepage \ + >/var/log/trinitydotmoe-out \ + 2>/var/log/trinitydotmoe-err +^D +# sh /srv/update-web.sh + +and I'm having a hard time with the Caddyfile + +HAS NOT WORKED: +:80 { + root * /srv/trinity/dist/homepage +} + +HAS NOT WORKED: +http://trinity.moe { + root * /srv/trinity/dist/homepage +} + +Oh it's on-line. Here's the working config: +{ + admin off +} +trinity.moe, www.trinity.moe { + root * /srv/trinity/dist/homepage + file_server +} +be.murderu.us { + root * /srv/murderu.us/be + file_server +} +:80, :443 { + root * /srv/murderu.us/www + file_server +} + +Alright anyway. + +Read The Effects of the Injection of Human Semen into Female Animals (1945), +The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1950), Chess Story (1976), BLAME! +chapters 1-65 (1997-2003), Blame (1995), Sonichu #0 (2005), BLAME Academy! and +the two following chapters (2008), BLAME!2 (2008), NSE (2008), Numa no Kami +(2008), Parcel (2008), Pump (2008), The Armored Battle Insects: Sphingidae +(2008), Zeb-Noid (2008), Surviving Secondary (2011), Schengen Overview (2012), +Unix as IDE (2015), BLAME! Fort of Silicon Creatures (2017), GNU Parallel 2018 +(2018), "Semenly" Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous +Abscess (2019), Batman: Last Knight on Earth #1-3 (2019-2020), Something is +Killing the Children #1-20 (2019-2021). + +I'm reading The Taste of a Man and I really love it. + +I quit veganism on the 27th after a year of being vegan. + +FOODS THAT ARE VEGAN +- Impossible Whopper, with no mayonaise (is that how you spell that?) +- French fries from most fast food places, notably excepting McDonalds +- McDonalds' Apple Pies +- Doritos, but only the Spicy Sweet Chili flavor +- Drakes Apple Pies +- Sour Patch Kids + +FOODS THAT ARE NOT VEGAN, BUT YOU'D THINK THEY ARE +I can't remember, as I checked ingredients labels I slowly built a database in +my head of Contains: MILK, EGGS, ETC. +- Shin Ramen. I thought it was vegan because it didn't Contain: MILK, EGGS. But + nestled in the ingredients were multiple beef things. + +TIMES I ATE NON-VEGAN FOOD ITEMS +- Shin Ramen. A lot of it. I misread the label. +- Vodka sauce. Contains: MILK. +- A Wendy's pretzel bun. Contains: MILK. +- Pesto. Contains: MILK. Probably the same week as the vodka sauce. + +Most foods that suck are not vegan. Most pretty alright foods are vegan. I will +probably go vegan again in the future. + +NON-VEGAN FOODS I HAVE TRIED SINCE QUITTING VEGANISM +- A Junior Whopper, no mayo. My stomach hurt and I felt sad for the cow. +- Eggs, fried medium in butter. My stomach hurt less from these and it felt + nice to fry eggs again. I felt weird about the butter though. +- Dairy Queen ice cream, a blizzard (cookie dough or something). This made my + stomach hurt like hell. +- Eggs, fried medium in neutral oil. +- French toast sticks. These weren't very good. +- A biscuit with jam. This was alright but not great. +- Ice cream, a lot of it. Cheap stuff from Burger King. I am addicted. It makes + my stomach feel like it is going through a self-destruct sequence. +- The Dr. Pepper Whataburger Shake. I got a large and regretted it. +- A Whataburger malt, vanilla. Finished the rest of a friend's. Regretted it. +- A Monte Christo, technically a mini Christo. Delicious but felt weird. +- Hot chocolate, two times or three. One of the times I put whipped (via + blender) sugarless cream in there. Then I tried to whip more cream with sugar + in the blender and curdled a cup of heavy whipping cream - the blender blades + get two hot from friction. +- A sandwich with turkey, swiss, pickles, and mayo. Made me feel weird. +- Beef burritos. Made me feel really weird. I feel bad for the cows. I kept + staring at the meat in the tortilla and imagining it as part of the cow, how + it fit into the shape of the animal I held in my mind, while Kami kept + thinking about the similarities to human meat. +- Eggs goldenrod. Tasted good but had a weird texture. I enjoyed it but it's a + lot of effort to make. + +I think that's it. I've mostly had ice cream and the vast majority of what I've +had has been vegetarian. I might go pescatarian but I feel weird about it +because a friend already is and it worries me because we're already kind of +similar in other ways and I don't wanna seem like a poser or something. But +damn I miss sushi. I don't wanna give up sushi. Granted, it's been a long time +since I've had sushi. I want sushi. I might have it tomorrow. Fuck, it's +expensive though. Augh. Other than sushi I don't eat fish, I don't like to eat +fish. I miss California rolls because I'm a basic bitch but I also like tiger +rolls and crunchy rolls. I got them from a supermarket in M**ne. + +Today was Easter I guess. Happy Easter. Tomorrow's Jake's day, and April Cools, +and April Fools, and whatever else I don't know. I'm planning to go on a trip +(yeah) on Bicycle Day (you get it) and it looks like I'm a stoner to my boss +because I'm taking the nineteenth, twentieth, and twenty-first off of April. As +well as the eighteenth. Whatever. + +trinity.moe is back on-line due to the caddy stuff. Woot woot. + +Gave a coworker the arson.pisskink.org URL. + +our guns are chambered for different rounds +when you found out at the range you held your head down +and on the walk home in the twilight-lit mist +you asked me how long I had known this secret +secret? I said, while my pace did quicken +and my while heart rate rose and face flushed you listened +my little vampire, I've always been on the menu +but into the difference you're the one consumed + +our codependent symbiosis pseudo-scientific neurosis +mutually spiraling virus, disease of the mind +I should never have summoned you mind-flaying doppelganger +sick in our heads, sick to my stomach, and lacking a spine +when we get in the door and you get on all fours +and you lunge at me sending us both to the floor +and you rip off my shirt and see the silver bullet on the chain +will you rip out my brain and fin'ly settle the score? + +Alright trin out. Beedoodoo. + + /blah/2024-03-21.html I want to explain what I mean by what I say when I say how I used to live in a