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updated 2022-08-30

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-These are browser extensions I usually install and use. -These are Mozilla Firefox extensions that work in the latest versions of Mozilla Firefox. -If you use Google Chrome, please stop. -

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- diff --git a/homepage/blog b/homepage/homepage old mode 100755 new mode 100644 similarity index 95% rename from homepage/blog rename to homepage/homepage index 7f227a2..b653eb3 --- a/homepage/blog +++ b/homepage/homepage @@ -1,34 +1,338 @@ #!/bin/sh #llllmmmm11234567892123456789312345678941234567895123456789612345678971234567890 set -ex -mkdir -p blah -cd blah -sed '1,/^exit 0$/d'<../"$0" | python3 -c "import sys +<"$0" python3 -c "import os, sys for day in sys.stdin.read().split('\n\n\n'): - with open(day.split('\n')[0],'w') as f: f.write(day)" -sed -i 1d *efix; sed -i 1d *ffix; for f in ????-??-??; do #nt worry :) -sed '1i'<$f|sed -e '1r 0000prefix' -e '$r 0000suffix'>$f.html -rm $f; f=$f.html; test -n "$last" && sed -i \ -"s,__NAVIGATION__,$nav\>
," "$last" \ -&& nav="\<"; nav="$nav^" -last="$f"; done; sed -i "s,__NAVIGATION__,$nav
," "$last"; rm 0* -ls *.html|sed 's/\..*//g'|tee feed.xml|sed 's_.*_&_'\ - |sort -r|>index.html sed -e "1i\ -blah\ -
.." -e '$a
' -sed -i \ - -e "s,^..........\$,\ -&\ -https://trinity.moe/blah/&.html\ -blah post for &\ -&," \ - -e "1i\ -\ -trinity.moe/blahhttps://trinity.moe/blah\ -$(date)" \ - -e '$a' feed.xml + f = day.split('\n')[0]; if f[0] == '#': continue + d = '/'.join(f.split('/')[:-1]) + if '/' in f and not(os.path.isdir(d)): os.makedirs(d) + with open(f,'w') as fd: fd.write(day)" exit 0 -0000prefix + + +/LICENSE + +Other than noted exceptions, this is free and unencumbered data +released into the public domain. + +Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or +distribute this data, either in source code form or as a compiled +binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any +means. + +In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors +of this data dedicate any and all copyright interest in the data to the +public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit of the public at +large and to the detriment of our heirs and successors. We intend this +dedication to be an overt act of relinquishment in perpetuity of all +present and future rights to this data under copyright law. + +THE DATA IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, +EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF +MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. +IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR +OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, +ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE DATA OR THE USE OR +OTHER DEALINGS IN THE DATA. + +For more information, please refer to + + +/zelda.sh + +#!/bin/sh + +printf "what, are you crazy? you're gonna get us all killed!\n" >&2 + + +/zeldb.sh + +#!/bin/sh -x +set -e + +if ! command -v curl >/dev/null 2>&1; then + printf "This script depends on curl.\n" + exit 64 # sysexits(3) EX_USAGE +fi + +ZELDA="https://archive.org/download/cirno_actually_plays_zelda_in_terminal\ +/zelda.wav" +CURL="curl -Ls" + +if command -v aplay >/dev/null 2>&1; # ALSA + then $CURL "$ZELDA" | aplay + +elif ls /dev/dsp >/dev/null 2>&1; # OSS + then curl -L "$ZELDA" >/dev/dsp + +elif command -v audioplay >/dev/null 2>&1; # NetBSD audio(4) + then $CURL "$ZELDA" | audioplay -f -e ulinear -P 16 -s 48000 + +else + printf "Unknown sound device. Sorry!\n" + exit 70 # sysexits(3) EX_SOFTWARE +fi + +exit 0 + + +/blah/2023-07-13.html + +You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH THE CHINESE PEOPLE +AGAINST THE CCP! +You: hey hows it going +Stranger: hi good +Stranger: m20 +You: f19 +You: not looking for anything freaky though. just wanted to talk to + another human being +Stranger: fr +You: i tried calling all my friends but nobody answered and aside + from the 3 people i don't know anyone else +Stranger: dang +You: down bad i guess +Stranger: just got my braces today because i never got them when i was + younger +You: howd that go +Stranger: they kinda hurt +You: do they still hurt or just when they put them in +Stranger: still hurt +You: ouch +You: got my wisdom teeth out last month. hurt like hell. teeth suck +Stranger: yeah +You: what time zone are you in. im est +Stranger: mountains +You: oh neat two of my friends are from colorado +You: 8pm. did you eat supper +Stranger: no +You: are you going to +Stranger: soon +Stranger normally around nine +You: i usually have dinner around 6, tonight it was 7 because i was busy +Stranger: cool im get going bye +You: have a good night man. take care +Stranger: you to +Stranger has disconnected. + +You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH THE CHINESE PEOPLE +AGAINST THE CCP! +Stranger: Hii +Stranger: M +You: hey hows it going +You: f +Stranger: Good +You: not looking for anything freaky though just to chat +Stranger: Okay 🀣 +You: what time zone are you in. hows your day/night going +Stranger: India +Stranger: It's morning 7:40 +You: ah i figured somewhere around there but i didn't think it'd be between + hours off utc, figured something:10 +You: because hong kong is 12 ahead of me or 10am. neat +You: hows your morning going +You: have you had breakfast? +Stranger: Not yet +You: i'm in est. new york time, 10pm +Stranger: Still on bed +Stranger: Ohh πŸ†’ +You: you should get up and at em. early to bed early to rise keeps you + healthy wealthy and wise +Stranger: Yeah I know but I can't +Stranger: Lazy body +You: that's too bad +Stranger: Yeah I need to change +You: i feel the same way though. unemployed for almost a week now and lately + i've been staying in bed nearly all day +Stranger: Same situation πŸ˜” +Stranger: Recently I have completed my internship +You: where was it? or if you can't say, what field +Stranger: It's in software side +Stranger: U know Cognizant +You: not really. i think i might have heard the name. but i don't do a lot of + computer stuff +You: how was the internship? was it fun? did you learn a lot? +Stranger: Ohh +Stranger: I learn some technologies +Stranger: Yeah it was fun +Stranger: Overall it's good +You: did you see if you could get a job there now that you're done your + internship +Stranger: I just graduated this year +Stranger: I got job there but waiting for joining +Stranger: No projects in software companies +Stranger: Right now ression is going on +You: oh +You: i would stay in bed a little bit too if i were you +Stranger: Yeah 🀣 +You: it's cool that you have tech jobs nearby though. i got a couple + certifications in information technology but there just aren't jobs for + it where i live, available or unavailable. it's just farms and kitchen + jobs +Stranger: Ohh don't worry +Stranger: Try again +You: i've just been applying to work in kitchens. i have the past two years + or so and it's been fine. now i program as a hobby and it's more fun + though i learn a lot slower +Stranger: Ohh +Stranger: Which language do u program +You: don't be like me. computer jobs are higher paying. stick it out until + that position opens up at cognizant. i can barely afford food +You: i like C and UNIX sh (bash) +Stranger: Ohh +Stranger: Try javascript or java +Stranger: U r in basics right now +Stranger: Try to learn some frameworks +You: it's hard for me to wrap my head around OOP. i prefer just lower level + bit by bit stuff +You: the programs i write could work on an 80s computer, work on my 2020s + computer, probably will work in 2060. java i can barely get working half + the time +Stranger: Don't give up +Stranger: It's program is very simple if we understand +Stranger: So when u graduated +You: i was class of 2021 in high school, dropped out of college because i + couldn't afford it. what about you +Stranger: Ohh I am really sorry +Stranger: I done my bachelor's +You: wow, that's really cool +You: don't be sorry. i bet you worked really hard for it. i can't imagine +Stranger: Yeah but I India parents only pay for all the studies +Stranger: Now also I am leaving with my parents +Stranger: Unlike usa it's very different here +Stranger: Parents are very strict here 😁😁 +Stranger: About studies and all 😁 +Stranger: U know I don't have girlfriend upto now 😞 +You: my parents were really, really strict. but they never really helped me + with anything. i had to move out on my 18th birthday and i haven't seen + them since +Stranger: Ohh 😯 +You: you should put yourself out there and find somebody +Stranger: It's different here u don't get it +You: how so +Stranger: Girl parents are not allowed them to go outside +Stranger: In India mostly marriage are arranged +Stranger: By parents +You: i personally would find that really hard. i love going on walks and + talking to people i meet walking +Stranger: Yeah now parents are educated so it's not happening +You: how come your parents haven't made arrangements with parents of a girl + your age +Stranger: I don't like arrange marriages +Stranger: My parents are cool +Stranger: I came from farmers background +You: how are you gonna find someone if you don't like arranged marriages and + women your age don't go outside +Stranger: Girls are coming dude +Stranger: I have a shy +Stranger: To talk +Stranger: When I am taking to them I feel like +Stranger: They are thinking I am taking trash +You: i can say for certain i've never really felt that about a guy talking to + me +Stranger: Ohh okay +Stranger: Tq to give confidence +Stranger: So what r doing now +You: confidence is important. you can fake it until you make it +Stranger: πŸ˜‚ +Stranger: Noted +You: maybe pretend you're an actor or something. your job, not your goal but + your job, is to get a girl's number. that changes it from being + something you're afraid to do to something you need to accomplish +Stranger: Okay πŸ†— +You: if she says no she says no. that's good because it's a definite answer. + you don't have to worry about whether it's a yes or a no, it's just a + no. a no isn't gonna keep you up at night, a maybe is +You: and maybe or yes are both good things. so there's not much bad that can + come of asking for a date or a number or something +Stranger: U motivated me so strong +Stranger: I will try definitely +You: that's great! +Stranger: Thank you +You: i bet someday soon you'll meet the woman for you +Stranger: Yeah very soon +Stranger: I will definitely think about u on that day +You: i'm gonna get going to bed because it's late here. it was fun talking to + you +Stranger: Yeah me to +You: and when you talk to a girl don't worry about it. she's probably as + nervous as you are. a man with a bachelors degree? that's high class, + that's education +Stranger: Yeah +You: alright have a good day! +Stranger: Good night +You have disconnected. + + +/index.html +$! __TITLE__ trinity dot moe +$! __DESCRIPTION__ trinity's personal website + + + + + + + +

Deven Trinity Blake
γƒˆγƒͺニティ三
Ψ―ΩŠΩΩŠΩ† Ψ¨Ω„Ψ§ΩŠΩƒ

+

+Most people call me Trinity and use she/her or genderless pronouns to refer to me. +I won't get offended if you use he/him but I'll probably be a bit confused. +You can usually find me in the middle or on the wall of the mosh pit. +

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+This website is an m4 project. +The canonical URL for this page is _literal_hyperlink(`https://trinity.moe/'). +

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+ +_BAR + +include(`praise.m4')dnl + +_BAR + +

+This site is written in vim and tested in the latest Firefox. +No rights reserved, all rights exercised, rights turned to lefts, left in this corner of the web. +

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-2023-07-06 +/blah/2023-07-07.html + +2022-08-30 + +These are browser extensions I usually install and use. +These are Mozilla Firefox extensions that work in the latest versions of Mozilla +Firefox. +If you use Google Chrome, please stop. +Extensions + Containerization + Amazon Container + Facebook Container + Google Container + Reddit Container + ClearURLs + Google Analytics Blocker + Image Search Options + NoScript + Shinigami Eyes + A frequently questioned item on this list, but fairly useful. + It's nice to be able to query a search engine and have all the + questionable sites highlighted in red. + uBlock Origin + User-Agent Switcher + Violentmonkey + Wayback Machine +Other Art + Emma Tebibyte's recommended Firefox extension + (sourced for entries on this list) + + +/blah/2023-07-06.html Trinity's bean burritos All ingredients should go in separate bowls. Get some paper bowls if you @@ -133,7 +468,7 @@ Trinity's bean burritos anyway. -2023-07-05 +/blah/2023-07-05.html My wisdom teeth never healed. I have two dry sockets. They have inflicted upon me the worst pain I have ever felt and if the dentist goes for a @@ -149,7 +484,7 @@ Hungry. Tired. Just took a shower. Yearning. Live life in technicolor. -2023-07-03 +/blah/2023-07-03.html I tried beer for the first time on Sunday. I tried to get drunk but I don't drink fast enough for it to take hold. It doesn't taste like piss, like I @@ -175,7 +510,7 @@ hair and I'm back in the Forester going to get overpriced veggie lo mein. either to be good when I return. -2023-06-30 +/blah/2023-06-30.html composition book found on floor @@ -265,7 +600,7 @@ no worries trinity to [...] communication -2023-06-29 +/blah/2023-06-29.html Fridge magnets @@ -310,7 +645,7 @@ a near-empty bottle of water chopsticks -2023-06-27 +/blah/2023-06-27.html .LP "Closing time, Carl." @@ -460,7 +795,7 @@ make me agonize subsequent trainhopping tea bender (do not research) -2023-06-26 +/blah/2023-06-26.html My wisdom teeth still haven't healed. @@ -1114,7 +1449,7 @@ https://imgur.com/a/MZRBy6C >>>> you want them to get *Ideas*?? -2023-06-25 +/blah/2023-06-25.html Journal #3, in its entirety (even noted dates are iffy) @@ -2248,7 +2583,7 @@ go _right_ _now_? -2023-03-07 +/blah/2023-03-07.html 2022-09-28 @@ -2345,7 +2680,7 @@ _now_? [3:03 AM] trinity: this was draft 2 -2023-03-06 +/blah/2023-03-06.html 2022-08-30 @@ -2375,7 +2710,7 @@ gear - and [strap](Amazon listing) -2023-03-05 +/blah/2023-03-05.html What's the best $100 you've ever spent? @@ -2463,7 +2798,7 @@ ur good i'm still vibing i just not sure about family stuff? Gas and meals probably summed to $100 this weekend... -2023-03-04 +/blah/2023-03-04.html 0230: 16 more hours... @@ -2515,14 +2850,14 @@ kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk I fell asleep on the keyboard. -2023-03-03 +/blah/2023-03-03.html Trinity day! Who's on first? Maybe I am. -2023-03-02 +/blah/2023-03-02.html Now listening: Tomb - Angelo de Augustine @@ -2635,7 +2970,7 @@ a conversation because my ride is leaving, or be late for anything for any reason besides my own. I am going to be true to myself! -2023-03-01 +/blah/2023-03-01.html I was a security guard in a hospital watching the cameras and making sure nothing was wrong. I thought about my kids who were at home with my @@ -2645,7 +2980,7 @@ I was back and I was me and I was never a security guard and I asked if I had had a seizure and they said no I just passed out. -2023-02-28 +/blah/2023-02-28.html 2022εΉ΄05月06ζ—₯ 66260700 @@ -2777,7 +3112,7 @@ people don't avoid us. We could eat. F: We have to think about sustainability. -2023-02-27 +/blah/2023-02-27.html Regarding Close (2022) TRIN: Like, for like twenty minutes in, I was like this is really, really @@ -2792,7 +3127,7 @@ Absolutely fucking gut wrenching. We both cried in the theater for an hour straight. -2023-02-26 +/blah/2023-02-26.html List of things we did on that bender 1900 - Smoking green tea @@ -2815,19 +3150,19 @@ Gains vs. Losses + The best weekend ever -2023-02-25 +/blah/2023-02-25.html Metro Gnome: Keeper of Time Demonstration sentence. -2023-02-24 +/blah/2023-02-24.html Write drunk. Never edit! -2023-02-23 +/blah/2023-02-23.html That edible definitely worked. @@ -2855,7 +3190,7 @@ myself and watched the lightning bugs dance in the lawn. gay ass catgirls. homosexual meowing. nyaa~ -2023-02-22 +/blah/2023-02-22.html I clocked in at work and washed my hands and scrubbed at my palms and tried to scratch the dirt off my flesh but it was UNDER my skin and I got my @@ -2930,7 +3265,7 @@ we'll see if that gets me high. [...]: Maybe you were high and didn't notice it. -2023-02-21 +/blah/2023-02-21.html Lifetime performance review Presentation - 3 @@ -2943,7 +3278,7 @@ Lifetime performance review roach, then a lot more of a joint, and nothing happened. -2023-02-20 +/blah/2023-02-20.html So I finished deleting `devenblake/homepage' and walked back to the gas station as my phone died, bought two Twinkies, and sat outside the gas @@ -2981,7 +3316,7 @@ regret. And I don't swing my left arm when I walk, and I think I know why, but I don't know why. -2023-02-19 +/blah/2023-02-19.html deep in the shadow the cage in my chest catacombic prison meant for love to @@ -3028,7 +3363,7 @@ printf '0000644\0' Midnight! -2023-02-18 +/blah/2023-02-18.html deep in the catacomb cage in my chest there is a cavern meant for love to rest @@ -3128,7 +3463,7 @@ mail client to anything written by Dickenson? Make your code unmaintainable and nobody will ruin it. -2023-02-17 +/blah/2023-02-17.html Ayo. Who makes all they money off the key of C ED FUCKING SHEERAN @@ -3140,7 +3475,7 @@ Play Tenerife Sea and that pussy go hisssss ED FUCKING SHEERAN -2023-02-16 +/blah/2023-02-16.html [0252] 3@catgirls.nya.gay: nyauseous at the idea of migrating accounts call that motion sickness @@ -3211,7 +3546,7 @@ I wanted to know what a stomach was because it was the 1800s. TRINITY RAP IDEA NO STEAL -2023-02-15 +/blah/2023-02-15.html [...]: That's bad stuff, Trin. That could kill you. Trin: I dunno... @@ -3256,7 +3591,7 @@ a pond of red in a sea of white, and I'm cold and thirsty. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i am swag i am so swag -2023-02-14 +/blah/2023-02-14.html 2022εΉ΄03月11ζ—₯ 4RAGING!catz @@ -3300,7 +3635,7 @@ and you tried so hard but I didn't believe that there could be something so different about me -2023-02-13 +/blah/2023-02-13.html catgirl 911, what's your emergency? hi, my catgirl seems broken. she doesn't feel anything. i give her lots @@ -3339,7 +3674,7 @@ in front of a conveyer belt on which a machine periodically stamped blank wrappers with a Durmer Burger icon. -2023-02-12 +/blah/2023-02-12.html PREM X BELLA: AN UNLIKELY ROMANCE Chapter One @@ -3463,7 +3798,7 @@ couple bars about the metatango and the weird structure made me think it had something to do with what the metatango is. But I don't know what it is." -2023-02-11 +/blah/2023-02-11.html Alliteration in news headlines is so corny. "Panic at the pump" is a dad joke, not a headline. I'm tired of all these meme phrases, I want meat and @@ -3474,7 +3809,7 @@ in some shell script you want help with or something (no seriously, e-mail me). Alright I'm tired I go sleep now. -2023-02-10 +/blah/2023-02-10.html Every other line is censored When I was a very wee lass I was a very angry wee lass and spent my @@ -3556,7 +3891,7 @@ just need to get through this week. Dear automobile: It's a torture party and everyone's participating! -2023-02-09 +/blah/2023-02-09.html Streambreak @@ -3604,13 +3939,13 @@ important. Meanwhile Ted's wife (Minerva) and Ted's boss are doing things. Out of steam. And midnight's passed. -2023-02-08 +/blah/2023-02-08.html If you had ghosts in your blood cocaine would totally work on getting rid of the ghosts. -2023-02-07 +/blah/2023-02-07.html #!/bin/sh set -ex;mkdir -p blah;python -c "import os;os.chdir('blah') @@ -3748,7 +4083,7 @@ exhibit at Saikokon, a conference for psychic time travelers. ["Pasture"]: Tales from after the end of the world. -2023-02-06 +/blah/2023-02-06.html 2022εΉ΄03月02ζ—₯ @@ -3826,7 +4161,7 @@ wisdom teeth out. Time to pawn all my shit! teeth are rad and kick mega ass so that's nice. -2023-02-05 +/blah/2023-02-05.html 2023 already? @@ -3860,7 +4195,7 @@ disappointment and opened his mouth to speak and crumpled into ashes, and remembered nothing more, ever. -2023-02-04 +/blah/2023-02-04.html [...]: I stand corrected. Trin: Don't stand corrected. Kneel. @@ -3871,7 +4206,7 @@ Y'all won't see this for a while, I'm rewriting the blah stuff and making a markup format for it (fuckscript). -2023-02-03 +/blah/2023-02-03.html 2022-04-26 @@ -4016,7 +4351,7 @@ good enough to go to the gas station. any farther and you will die. Be smart but don't show it. -2023-02-02 +/blah/2023-02-02.html Jesus it's cold... I gotta move someplace warmer... like Hell... @@ -4124,7 +4459,7 @@ after monster #4: hiiii after monster #7: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii -2023-02-01 +/blah/2023-02-01.html What I had for breakfast today: A strawberry Oreo milkshake. Half a cigarette. What I had for supper today: Chicken nuggets and a burger. The other half. @@ -4197,7 +4532,7 @@ Heaven slammed shut, and God locked it. Trin: Great to be here. -2023-01-31 +/blah/2023-01-31.html #!/bin/sh set -e @@ -4377,7 +4712,7 @@ And I'm tired but not tired enough. ---| --|- --|| -|-- -|-| -||- -|-| -||| |--- |--| |-|- |-|| ||-- ||-| |||- |||| -2023-01-29 +/blah/2023-01-29.html Fuck! @@ -4415,7 +4750,7 @@ reason or I might keep it at 50. Look at this mess: raspi-config(8) today. Fuck it. -2023-01-27 +/blah/2023-01-27.html NPR: <https://text.npr.org/1151374507> Headline: "Nearly all U.S. mass attackers were male and faced major life @@ -4520,7 +4855,7 @@ send them outside. Otherwise as long as they can still walk put them on the leash and make them exercise. -2023-01-25 +/blah/2023-01-25.html Trinitisms: It's not preferable to drink from plastic. @@ -4592,7 +4927,7 @@ weird. I just realized there's all kinds of dust in the air." Ada grew pale. "Dust in the air?" -2023-01-24 +/blah/2023-01-24.html How to make lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) 1. [...] [...] in [...] with [...] to get [...]. @@ -4657,7 +4992,7 @@ is cool as all fuck. 5/ -2023-01-23 +/blah/2023-01-23.html Adventures in nmcli(8): Secrets were required, but not provided. Rebooting didn't work. @@ -4751,7 +5086,7 @@ kykeon. Philosophy is an application of psychosis. rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 39.220/30595.549/353683.940/40902.931 ms, pipe 307 -2023-01-22 +/blah/2023-01-22.html Internet's out, repo's not cloned here, guess I'm writing this in a separate text file. @@ -4782,7 +5117,7 @@ possible even in Just shell scripting. nmap(1), ping(1), etc. documentation for raspi-config(8). -2023-01-11 +/blah/2023-01-11.html "Sounds like a pretty one-sided relationship." "Well, yeah." Ada Karina had finished her brief account of a story that @@ -4836,7 +5171,7 @@ which Howard's recliner sat. Ada watched the cook bend down out of sight and return to view with a pan of bacon. "I wouldn't believe it either." -2023-01-09 +/blah/2023-01-09.html 1000 lines since the last Ted story? @@ -4900,7 +5235,7 @@ didn't care, and that the ambulance driver wasn't on fire. Arson Ted is my favorite character. -2023-01-08 +/blah/2023-01-08.html What I found in Flipnote Studio 3D for my Nintendo 3DS: - 2019-09-25 0646: 9 frames. Bouncing ball demo. @@ -4986,7 +5321,7 @@ origin unknown) EPSTEIN'S DEATH LEAVES ANGER AND QUESTIONS. -2023-01-07 +/blah/2023-01-07.html 2022-05-04 @@ -5121,7 +5456,7 @@ more sort of a word-of-mouth, creative job. You do things the best you can." I don't like chocolate. -2023-01-06 +/blah/2023-01-06.html 2022-05-04 @@ -5317,7 +5652,7 @@ time. ! -2023-01-05 +/blah/2023-01-05.html 2021-07-07 @@ -5568,7 +5903,7 @@ Junior Scientist Power Hour, and others. I could paste onto here. My life only really began when I turned 18, anyway. -2023-01-04 +/blah/2023-01-04.html Karl and Will watched Captain James Cook sit in his recliner, seeming to deliberate. An intravenous line was slung over the armrest from the back of @@ -5723,7 +6058,7 @@ saw. Maybe sometime I'll write a middle and ending. -2023-01-03 +/blah/2023-01-03.html 2022-12-07 @@ -5902,7 +6237,7 @@ whatever it is, I don't need it anyway." I started to walk away. your life!" I kept walking. -2023-01-02 +/blah/2023-01-02.html Ted wandered off as he heard sirens approach the crumbling office. His office was a part of a sparse lot of buildings in the sparse tundra of @@ -5934,7 +6269,7 @@ of a couple minutes and the fire roared to life. a lot of form, though. Now it finally serves a function." -2023-01-01 +/blah/2023-01-01.html 2022-12-31 @@ -6096,7 +6431,7 @@ than in Maine but I think it's because the weed is a lot stronger here. [21:28] And he was probably blazing up. Alright, recording off. -2022-12-31 +/blah/2022-12-31.html 2022-04-19 @@ -6187,7 +6522,7 @@ lot. He watched the smoke billow out of the windows. 1458 Arrived at Manhattan -2022-12-30 +/blah/2022-12-30.html I occasionally write blahposts a day in advance. And who will stop me? @@ -6310,7 +6645,7 @@ this cool link here: This is my favorite photo of a sunset. -2022-12-29 +/blah/2022-12-29.html One time when I was a kid I woke up with a shit ton of goo on my chest. It was greenish and watery and when I went downstairs and washed it off I @@ -6338,7 +6673,7 @@ of consumer grade video game technology, I wasn't quite happy, but at least I was distracted. -2022-12-28 +/blah/2022-12-28.html Get up doggy. Please! @@ -6437,7 +6772,7 @@ struggling through withdrawal from slamming his fist on expensive desks. person but I'm just not skilled enough yet. ぀γ₯く -2022-12-27 +/blah/2022-12-27.html 20XX refers to the past, not the future, in one fifth of cases. But the past was pretty futuristic! Dream big, I need my space. @@ -6573,7 +6908,7 @@ asbestos left in the fire-proof wristwatch next to me, unplugged from my simulation, my consciousness slipstreamed into the past present day. -2022-12-26 +/blah/2022-12-26.html HELL MONTH; the Devil's date of AUGUST when the sun is ceasing its scorch but the torch still lights the logs under one's feet; where there is no @@ -6647,7 +6982,7 @@ thank you for this opportunity and experience. [...]pilled and i need to go back to [...] immediately -2022-12-23 +/blah/2022-12-23.html TRINITY STARTER PACK >fucking hates her job @@ -6662,7 +6997,7 @@ thank you for this opportunity and experience. >will tell you why she doesn't like rust -2022-12-22 +/blah/2022-12-22.html 6 2s. Nice. I'm gonna start taking the logos off everything I use. My room is @@ -6680,7 +7015,7 @@ than my dumb ass having an uncovered razor in my backpack. Get a holder, get a protector, whatever, don't do what I did. -2022-12-20 +/blah/2022-12-20.html I started studying Japanese again because WSJ and others from /g/bpg/ are doing it. Went though ~300 JLPT N5 Anki cards today to refresh the stuff I @@ -6786,7 +7121,7 @@ comfortable making. died with the atom bomb. -2022-11-29 +/blah/2022-11-29.html I think around the time of the last blah post I quit caffeine. I abused the hell out of caffeine, I think more than all except a couple businessmen who @@ -6823,7 +7158,7 @@ complication that I have to deal with. so I do have a phone again. It's kind of janky though. -2022-11-12 +/blah/2022-11-12.html I don't remember anything from the last week or so including that last blahpast so let's start from this morning which I do remember. I remember @@ -6840,13 +7175,13 @@ to the dryer, I found my phone. So I have no phone now. Life's a bitch. -2022-11-05 +/blah/2022-11-05.html You can walk into walk-in freezers and just scream at the top of your lungs and nobody can hear you. It's common practice. -2022-11-01 +/blah/2022-11-01.html Georgio handed me a stack of Benjamins. "Count them." I did. Five thousand yuu-ess-dee. @@ -6888,7 +7223,7 @@ comeback game is as the kids say lit AF; literally and financially [awesome]. which. Maybe all of them? -2022-10-31 +/blah/2022-10-31.html I've decided today I'm gonna try all of the currently available Monster Cereals from General Mills, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry, in a @@ -6935,7 +7270,7 @@ fate dealt by a worthy opponent - breakfast cereal. Boo Berry was pretty good, I think the best. -2022-10-30 +/blah/2022-10-30.html THIS SICKLY SWEET CANDY MAY ROT YOUR TEETH! @@ -6950,14 +7285,14 @@ fate dealt by a worthy opponent - breakfast cereal. `- A candy corn guessing game slogan I wrote. -2022-10-29 +/blah/2022-10-29.html Halloween season begins! I was gonna sneak into some college parties but instead I stayed home to be comfy in bed because I'm 2tired2party. And you know what? Damn right. Word. -2022-10-28 +/blah/2022-10-28.html I'm cold !!! @@ -6993,7 +7328,7 @@ MUSK FUCK YEAH!!! REDDIT.COM 4CHAN SOYJACK GREENTEXT COPE SEETHE BASED CRINGE TIW AWW SKEET SKEET GODDAMN -2022-10-27 +/blah/2022-10-27.html psychological pay decline @@ -7083,7 +7418,7 @@ good to wanna try new things. [sigh] [redacted] Alright I'm done transcribing this shit. -2022-10-26 +/blah/2022-10-26.html my illogical day off-line @@ -7112,7 +7447,7 @@ someone else getting a ride pissed in the front seat. Pissed themself, right there in the cab. They left and the driver put a t-shirt on the seat. -2022-10-25 +/blah/2022-10-25.html i am logical, if not for time @@ -7174,7 +7509,7 @@ good compiler. To me, algebraic expression is just as good as if-else expression. But I'm an Internet crank that's still programming in C. -2022-10-24 +/blah/2022-10-24.html i will twerk now, get in the conga line @@ -7191,7 +7526,7 @@ I'm gonna live the ANSI dream for a little while. in a more compact format. We'll see how it goes. -2022-10-22 +/blah/2022-10-22.html i will work now. not in the thirty first's time @@ -7226,14 +7561,14 @@ alright im tired i go sleep now. Just to be clear, I'm NOT working Halloween. -2022-09-15 +/blah/2022-09-15.html a friend meows. nuns think the key is divine Blah blah blah. -2022-09-09 +/blah/2022-09-09.html End cows; unthink the fleet of bovine @@ -7248,7 +7583,7 @@ years. I be Governin dat ass biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. when Firefox stops crashing. I do everything in Lynx nowadays. -2022-08-31 +/blah/2022-08-31.html And now, something completely different @@ -7321,7 +7656,7 @@ surprise (your system will survive, or this site will promptly go off-line). I don't have anything else to write. This month was hell! -2022-07-06 +/blah/2022-07-06.html Duo, most lingual @@ -7393,7 +7728,7 @@ I have other complaints but I'm going to go to sleep again and save them for another, grumpier time. -2022-06-30 +/blah/2022-06-30.html O, posts unwritten @@ -7454,7 +7789,7 @@ for possums and my friend Noah. The more I learn about Wayland, the more I dislike Wayland. This also goes for Crissy Teigan and Firefox. -2022-06-26 +/blah/2022-06-26.html Down with the Dickness @@ -7514,7 +7849,7 @@ you are all crucifiable --- -2022-06-25 +/blah/2022-06-25.html Down with the sickness @@ -7571,7 +7906,7 @@ Planned Parenthood he plans to continue protesting that same location in his --- -2022-06-22 +/blah/2022-06-22.html Dangerous ideas @@ -7640,7 +7975,7 @@ stupendously awful cause that ended up killing everyone or something. Maybe right now I am doing that without realizing, but I hope not. -2022-06-21 +/blah/2022-06-21.html Some things I learned this week @@ -7701,7 +8036,7 @@ It's the perfect mix of texture and flavor. I had this with some turkey that would have otherwise gone to waste and it was very good. -2022-06-20 +/blah/2022-06-20.html : Some thinks I've been thinging about The world would be a more interesting place if any biologists or @@ -7750,7 +8085,7 @@ bisexuals". The latter for acceptance (exceptance?) from those who conduct the former. All wins temporary at best. -2022-06-19 +/blah/2022-06-19.html : Some things I've been thinking about The UNIX philosophy ("create things that do one thing well") is a diff --git a/homepage/zelda.sh b/homepage/zelda.sh deleted file mode 100755 index 4daf8b7..0000000 --- a/homepage/zelda.sh +++ /dev/null @@ -1,3 +0,0 @@ -#!/bin/sh - -printf "what, are you crazy? you're gonna get us all killed!\n" >&2 diff --git a/homepage/zeldb.sh b/homepage/zeldb.sh deleted file mode 100755 index 2433db6..0000000 --- a/homepage/zeldb.sh +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ -#!/bin/sh -x -set -e - -if ! command -v curl >/dev/null 2>&1; then - printf "This script depends on curl.\n" - exit 64 # sysexits(3) EX_USAGE -fi - -ZELDA="https://archive.org/download/cirno_actually_plays_zelda_in_terminal/zelda.wav" -CURL="curl -Ls" - -if command -v aplay >/dev/null 2>&1; # ALSA - then $CURL "$ZELDA" | aplay - -elif ls /dev/dsp >/dev/null 2>&1; # OSS - then curl -L "$ZELDA" >/dev/dsp - -elif command -v audioplay >/dev/null 2>&1; # NetBSD audio(4) - then $CURL "$ZELDA" | audioplay -f -e ulinear -P 16 -s 48000 - -else - printf "Unknown sound device. Sorry!\n" - exit 70 # sysexits(3) EX_SOFTWARE -fi - -exit 0