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 <H1>frequently asked questions</H1>
-<H3>updated 2021-05-08</H3>
+<H3>updated 2021-08-18</H3>
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-<H4>Are you religious?</H4>
+<H4 ID="religion">Are you religious?</H4>
 <P>The only god I worship is Hatsune Miku.</P>
 
-<H4>What are your political beliefs? What do you think about [<I>thing</I>]?</H4>
+<H4 ID="politics">What are your political beliefs? What do you think about [<I>thing</I>]?</H4>
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 See <A HREF="/politics">my political opinions</A>.
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 <P>Columning on /index.html happened on 2020-10-21 with site commit <A HREF="https://github.com/devenblake/homepage/commit/f36a3215a8bbd0ae9f6b83c9c2b58eabf826a2b7"><CODE>f36a3215a8bbd0ae9f6b83c9c2b58eabf826a2b7</CODE></A> and was removed on 2021-05-03 with site commit <A HREF="https://github.com/devenblake/homepage/commit/d98a2203895fc3817894b2d99ada84a777b22212"><CODE>d98a2203895fc3817894b2d99ada84a777b22212</CODE></A>.</P>
 <P>The issue was that on any modern mobile devices I used (Safari on iOS late 13.x to 14.2 and some privacy-friendly fork of Firefox for Android later) the columns would look weird due to scaling, and on most browsers I really care about supporting (Lynx, Mothra on plan9front, and NCSA Mosaic) the HTML table wouldn't even be rendered. When I tested it it only looked good on graphics-focused desktop web browsers and honestly I would rather have the site be displayed consistently on all devices than have it look pretty. So it bothered me for a while until I got rid of it.</P>
 
+<H4 ID="phone">What phone is that?</H4>
+<P>
+I use a Unihertz Titan, which is a phone that resembles a Blackberry but is much thicker and has a really high-capacity battery.
+<B>I do not recommend it.</B>
+Unihertz won't release their modified Linux kernel (which is a violation of the GPL2) and alternative ROMs suffer for it.
+</P>
+<P>
+I also have a Pinephone, which I'd like to use as my daily carry but the currently-available software is so buggy I just can't.
+So far I've tried PostmarketOS with sxmo and Phosh, and the Manjaro with Plasma Mobile with which the phone came.
+All were unnacceptably buggy but have very exciting potential.
+</P>
+<P>
+You may have also seen me out and about with an iPhone SE (2016), which I used for a year or so, and which I also don't recommend.
+iOS is more of a toy than a tool and always seemed like it was discouraging me from creating anything with it.
+</P>
+<P><SMALL>
+The jailbreak scene is also obnoxiously awful, filled with equal parts anti-piracy pro-proprietary Apple fanboys and script-kiddie pro-proprietary Microsoft lamers.
+They will work to prevent the copying and redistribution of modular iOS mods and charge money for even the most basic homebrew apps.
+Seriously, the iOS jailbreak community is the worst development community I've ever seen. I think 4chan/pol/ is more civil.
+That I've seen, the only value to iOS devices is their camera, and I'll probably end up going the Stanley Leiber route and just use my SE as a very shiny photograph tool.
+</SMALL></P>
+<P>
+Before my iPhone and an abysmal Blu C4 "smart" phone (since given away), I used a variety of feature-phones I disliked.
+</P>
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