diff --git a/homepage/homepage b/homepage/homepage index 9d99685..74509c0 100755 --- a/homepage/homepage +++ b/homepage/homepage @@ -1928,6 +1928,40 @@ If I don't, escalate the issue to the host of this site (this can also be found +/blah/2023-09-25.html + +horizontal six letters; poly pollinators +that's a bee threesome. right! +shit you sunk my battleship +red peg in hole strike + +vertical nine letters; alley alligators +that's a crocodile dealer. nice, +i want a pet reptile +but the vet bills are so high + +i keep pissing washing my hands stepping out +my fly is down +i can't finish jack shit +and it's written on my frown +can you bind my knees together and sit me at my writers chair +and bring me coffee daily +and can you pet my floofy hair? no! +well i can't write about that +in a magazine like this +you're describing graphic violence +I write a nature column for the kids +you're reprehensibe +defending serial killers who pass laws +it's upsetting to my senses +from my cat ears to my paws + +pin me by my bee wings 'cause the hive is dying out +repopulate our hexing nest babe breed me til the sun is down +no really! i'm so fucking weak i don't work out and i'm so pettable +tie me up take out a knife and then do something reprehensible + + /blah/2023-09-23.html My paycheck was $548.