diff --git a/homepage/quotes.js b/homepage/quotes.js index 3836b6a..c341952 100644 --- a/homepage/quotes.js +++ b/homepage/quotes.js @@ -18,27 +18,31 @@ [ quote, author ]. Kinda sucks that it has to load like (what could be) a huge list every time the page loads but I (like most webdevs) am lazy and It Works How It Is. + + maybe these could be loaded in from a JSON somewhere? i don't wanna do + it if it'll drag page loading time down. already need to defer quote + generation because the JS is so slow */ window.initializequotes = function() { window.quotes = [ [ "Yeah, that's just how it is. Just, nothing. So much nothing that it hurts.", "danger/u/ aefd79" ], [ "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.", - "Katy Perry" ], + "Katy Perry" ], // misattribution, actually from Marx [ "Consult your pineal gland.", "Eris" ], [ "Back to 8chan please", - "Skyglider" ], + "Skyglider" ], // wirechan(?, maybe danger/u/) [ "No, I am your father.", - "Darth Vader" ], + "Darth Vader" ], // Movie; Star Wars V [ "A checklist can aid here.", - "Lance Leventhal" ], + "Lance Leventhal" ], // z80 book [ "Special thanks to Ками for their help adding quotes to this page.", "Deven Blake" ], [ "You never know.", - "Mr. McSweeney" ], + "Mr. McSweeney" ], // IRL [ "You lost the game.", - "Anonymous" ], + "Anonymous" ], // internet joke turned 4chan meme [ "Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?", "Pre-historic phrase" ], [ "Jerma isn't particularly religious.", @@ -46,15 +50,15 @@ window.initializequotes = function() { [ "Swag.", "Neil Cicierega" ], [ "put me on here now", - "arsonist catboy" ], + "arsonist catboy" ], // Twitter (implies catboy wanted to be put on here but quote taken out of context) [ "These are no longer memes this is y'all repressed anger", - "Khalifist" ], + "Khalifist" ], // Twitter [ "christmas kums early!", - "Kum & Go official Twitter account" ], + "Kum & Go official Twitter account" ], // Twitter [ "this quote removed due to copyright infringement", - "The MPAA" ], + "The MPAA" ], // joke [ "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.", - "Bjarne Stroustrup" ], + "Bjarne Stroustrup" ], // didn't this guy make C++? [ "I'll sleep when I'm dead.", "Warren Zevon" ], [ "I would have made a good pope.", @@ -62,25 +66,27 @@ window.initializequotes = function() { [ "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.", "Charles William Stubbs" ], [ "Your enemy is where you are not.", - "Sun Tzu (paraphrased)" ], + "Sun Tzu (paraphrased)" ], // Book; Art of War [ "Be everywhere.", "social media influencing 101" ], [ "I wish everyone was bald.", - "Anonymous" ], + "Anonymous" ], // 4chan [ "Who is this?", - "Stephen King" ], + "Stephen King" ], // joke(?) [ "Nah", - "Soldier G65434-2" ], + "Soldier G65434-2" ], // video game (which one?) [ "Everything not saved will be lost.", - "Quit screen" ], + "Quit screen" ], // found on t-shirt [ "The kill command is a basic UNIX system command.", - "Matthew Helmke" ], + "Matthew Helmke" ], // Book; Ubuntu Linux Unleashed 2021 Edition; pg 283 [ "I potato you", - "idiom" ], + "idiom" ], // Tumblr [ "If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.", "Craig Jelinek" ], [ "Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.", - "名無" ] + "名無" ], // 2chan (hiroyki's) + [ "They had overshadowed her in life. They would obliterate her in death.", + "Khaled Hosseini" ] // Book; A Thousand Splendid Suns ]; window.quote = 0; }