diff --git a/homepage/blog b/homepage/blog index 6b401f8..b029eed 100755 --- a/homepage/blog +++ b/homepage/blog @@ -37,6 +37,147 @@ __NAVIGATION__ +2023-02-11 + + Alliteration in news headlines is so corny. "Panic at the pump" is a +dad joke, not a headline. I'm tired of all these meme phrases, I want meat and +potatoes words. Tell me about the FNAF lore, shut the fuck up about some fake +news epidemic. If everyone else is already talking about it I don't care +because surely somebody else is already taking care of it. Tell me about a bug +in some shell script you want help with or something (no seriously, e-mail me). + Alright I'm tired I go sleep now. + + +2023-02-10 + +Every other line is censored + When I was a very wee lass I was a very angry wee lass and spent my +[...] +an honourable pastime nor did it result in any fruits. Facebook wasn't it, +[...] +because I had 4chan.org/b tattooed on the back of my skull from creation, then +[...] +4chan. + [...] +president was a petri dish in the eyes of some and a powder keg to others. +[...] +productive programming discussions and stuff, I didn't care about productivity, +[...] +nobody ever browsed mine and I never cared about anyone else's. So at cutie pie +[...] +and troll I made some funny jokes that got a lot of replies, and kept riffing, +[...] +Anonym had a rainbow so by the time I got back to checking that out again it +[...] +massive pizzagate-adjacent conspiracy theory. And when they took it to hachi I +[...] +firing squad. I made the first couple posts, no more. + [...] +referenced the joke I had made at that point a couple years prior. I realized +[...] +myself on the news every once in a while didn't cement it, didn't feel real. +[...] + +Cardiotomy. +Take my glasses off. +Take the scrunchie out of my hair. +Take my hat off and +unzip my jacket. +Tell me you don't care. + +Now kiss my bruised knuckle +and brush my fingers with your lips +and now extend my fingers +and take the pliers from your hip + +and slide my fingernail out +from its flesh holding cell. Gently +make an incision +and rip my bones out of their shell. + +Peel the seam up my wrist +and watch my life flow out of me. +Drill a hole into my heart. + +Dear [...]: + The tomatoes are shit. I really tried my hardest to slice them and make +them nice, but I'm not good at this and I don't know what I'm doing, so they +came out like shit. I'm sorry. + The pickles kick ass. I'm happy with them. But they took too long. + The lettuce is fine. + From Trinity + +I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I +just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I +just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I +just need to get through this week. Dear automobile: + Why dost thou haunt my weary soul? + Roaring in your monoxide noise + letting our your groans. + Dear autombile: + I'm left walking in your wake. + Why don't you run me over + so I don't have to come to work today? + Dear automobile: + Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. + Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. + Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. + Dear automobile: + RUN ME THE FUCK OVER P + LEASE FOR THE LOVE OF + GOD JUST DO IT!!!!!!! + + It's a torture party and everyone's participating! + + +2023-02-09 + +Streambreak + +Prelude + - Amber + The discovery of the Ideal Human; Amber is the ubermensch of +the 20XXs. Conspiracy theories immediately start to swirl regarding a drift +from the ideal ("the fall of the West"-ish) with the legitimacy of early Q +posts (i.e. no legitimacy whatsoever). Mix 2019-12 COVID knowledge with 2016 Q +knowledge basically and you get the Amber phenomenon. Explores the actual (made +up) science behind Amber, the realization that this discovery is sort of +worthless, and the pickup of Amber by the right wing mobs and accusations of +suppression etc. + - Slipstream + The thesis of the story; already drafted. +Day 1 + - Placeholder title + Ambulance driver gets ready for work. + - Ted's Last Day + Ted's first building burned down, his work. An accounting firm +working with JCN. Mention soup, barely mention JCN (just once), mention wife, +go from his lunch break to ignition. + - Placeholder title + Reveal that Slipstream was just a narration of Ada's last [X] +years to the coffee shop owner. Conversation about loss. Conversation about +domestication - Ada's been basically working the same job for like a hundred +years, how has she kept in touch with reality? + - Placeholder title + Follow Ted's wife out of the building into some stupid ass +meeting or whatever. Why did she go with Ted's boss? etc + - Placeholder title + Meanwhile Ted is fighting the first responders to the office +fire. Why are there so few responders? Steals a fire truck and fucks shit up, +also brutally kills an ambulance driver, the one from the first chapter of this +section. + - Placeholder title + Police get involved. The news hears over the radio and +considers getting involved. Ted crushes the police and walks off. In-police +bickering over how this could have happened. + - Placeholder title + News find Ted burning down misc. shit and interview him. Ted +starts to amass a following. Ada finds this happening and doesn't consider it's +important. Meanwhile Ted's wife (Minerva) and Ted's boss are doing things. + +Out of steam. And midnight's passed. + + 2023-02-08 If you had ghosts in your blood cocaine would totally work on getting