diff --git a/homepage/zelda.wav b/homepage/zelda.wav
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Binary files /dev/null and b/homepage/zelda.wav differ
diff --git a/homepage/zeldb.sh b/homepage/zeldb.sh
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/homepage/zeldb.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+die() { return 1 || exit 1 }
+
+if ! which curl >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+	printf "1n574ll curl, 5700p1d!\n"
+	die
+fi
+
+ZELDA="http://www.trinity.moe/zelda.wav"
+
+if which aplay >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+	curl "$ZELDA" | aplay
+elif ls /dev/dsp >/dev/null 2>&1; then
+	curl "$ZELDA" >/dev/dsp
+else
+	printf "Unknown sound device. Sorry!\n"
+	die
+fi
+
+return 0 || exit 0