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#!/bin/sh set -ex;mkdir -p blah;python -c "import os;os.chdir('blah') with open('../$0', 'r') as f: for day in f.read().split('\n\n\n'): if day.split('\n')[0] == '#!/bin/sh': prefix='\n'.join(day.split('\n')[day.split('\n').index( 'exit 0')+1:])+'\n';continue elif day.split('\n')[0][:4] == ' 2023-02-11 Alliteration in news headlines is so corny. "Panic at the pump" is a dad joke, not a headline. I'm tired of all these meme phrases, I want meat and potatoes words. Tell me about the FNAF lore, shut the fuck up about some fake news epidemic. If everyone else is already talking about it I don't care because surely somebody else is already taking care of it. Tell me about a bug in some shell script you want help with or something (no seriously, e-mail me). Alright I'm tired I go sleep now. 2023-02-10 Every other line is censored When I was a very wee lass I was a very angry wee lass and spent my [...] an honourable pastime nor did it result in any fruits. Facebook wasn't it, [...] because I had 4chan.org/b tattooed on the back of my skull from creation, then [...] 4chan. [...] president was a petri dish in the eyes of some and a powder keg to others. [...] productive programming discussions and stuff, I didn't care about productivity, [...] nobody ever browsed mine and I never cared about anyone else's. So at cutie pie [...] and troll I made some funny jokes that got a lot of replies, and kept riffing, [...] Anonym had a rainbow so by the time I got back to checking that out again it [...] massive pizzagate-adjacent conspiracy theory. And when they took it to hachi I [...] firing squad. I made the first couple posts, no more. [...] referenced the joke I had made at that point a couple years prior. I realized [...] myself on the news every once in a while didn't cement it, didn't feel real. [...] Cardiotomy. Take my glasses off. Take the scrunchie out of my hair. Take my hat off and unzip my jacket. Tell me you don't care. Now kiss my bruised knuckle and brush my fingers with your lips and now extend my fingers and take the pliers from your hip and slide my fingernail out from its flesh holding cell. Gently make an incision and rip my bones out of their shell. Peel the seam up my wrist and watch my life flow out of me. Drill a hole into my heart. Dear [...]: The tomatoes are shit. I really tried my hardest to slice them and make them nice, but I'm not good at this and I don't know what I'm doing, so they came out like shit. I'm sorry. The pickles kick ass. I'm happy with them. But they took too long. The lettuce is fine. From Trinity I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. Dear automobile: Why dost thou haunt my weary soul? Roaring in your monoxide noise letting our your groans. Dear autombile: I'm left walking in your wake. Why don't you run me over so I don't have to come to work today? Dear automobile: Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Dear automobile: RUN ME THE FUCK OVER P LEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST DO IT!!!!!!! It's a torture party and everyone's participating! 2023-02-09 Streambreak Prelude - Amber The discovery of the Ideal Human; Amber is the ubermensch of the 20XXs. Conspiracy theories immediately start to swirl regarding a drift from the ideal ("the fall of the West"-ish) with the legitimacy of early Q posts (i.e. no legitimacy whatsoever). Mix 2019-12 COVID knowledge with 2016 Q knowledge basically and you get the Amber phenomenon. Explores the actual (made up) science behind Amber, the realization that this discovery is sort of worthless, and the pickup of Amber by the right wing mobs and accusations of suppression etc. - Slipstream The thesis of the story; already drafted. Day 1 - Placeholder title Ambulance driver gets ready for work. - Ted's Last Day Ted's first building burned down, his work. An accounting firm working with JCN. Mention soup, barely mention JCN (just once), mention wife, go from his lunch break to ignition. - Placeholder title Reveal that Slipstream was just a narration of Ada's last [X] years to the coffee shop owner. Conversation about loss. Conversation about domestication - Ada's been basically working the same job for like a hundred years, how has she kept in touch with reality? - Placeholder title Follow Ted's wife out of the building into some stupid ass meeting or whatever. Why did she go with Ted's boss? etc - Placeholder title Meanwhile Ted is fighting the first responders to the office fire. Why are there so few responders? Steals a fire truck and fucks shit up, also brutally kills an ambulance driver, the one from the first chapter of this section. - Placeholder title Police get involved. The news hears over the radio and considers getting involved. Ted crushes the police and walks off. In-police bickering over how this could have happened. - Placeholder title News find Ted burning down misc. shit and interview him. Ted starts to amass a following. Ada finds this happening and doesn't consider it's important. Meanwhile Ted's wife (Minerva) and Ted's boss are doing things. Out of steam. And midnight's passed. 2023-02-08 If you had ghosts in your blood cocaine would totally work on getting rid of the ghosts. 2023-02-07 #!/bin/sh set -ex;mkdir -p blah;python -c "import os;os.chdir('blah') with open('../$0', 'r') as f: for day in f.read().split('\n\n\n'): if day.split('\n')[0] == '#!/bin/sh': prefix='\n'.join(day.split('\n')[day.split('\n').index( 'exit 0')+1:])+'\n';continue elif day.split('\n')[0][:4] == '<!--': suffix=day;continue with open(day.split('\n')[0]+'.html', 'x') as g: g.write(prefix+day+'\n'+suffix) ";cd blah;for f in *.html;do #in glob we trust test -z "$last" || sed -i "s,_NAVIGATION_,$nav\>

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'>index.html exit 0 That's the source code to this blog, in its entirety. My writing process was simple: - write the beginning and initial Python portion - pass out - wake up at 0600 not knowing who or where I am - see this code and continue it - pass out again - wake up at 1700 knowing who but not where I am - write most of the rest - pass out again - wake up half an hour later, finish It's organized in sections though it doesn't appear to be organized whatsoever: #!/bin/sh set -ex mkdir -p blah python -c " import os os.chdir('blah') with open('../$0', 'r') as f: for day in f.read().split('\n\n\n'): if day.split('\n')[0] == '#!/bin/sh': prefix = '\n'.join( day.split('\n')[ day.split('\n').index('exit 0')+1: ] ) + '\n' continue elif day.split('\n')[0][:4] == '