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ideas' witnesses;
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ideas-
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2022-08-31
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And now, something completely different
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I have done much between today and last time I wrote a blah post (blah,
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blah blah) but I don't care to talk about any of it so I'm gonna talk instead
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about something else I did between today and last time I wrote a blah post
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(blah blah, blah) which is migrate trinity.moe away from GitHub Pages
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(Neocities made by Capitalists) to Sourcehut Pages (catchphrase: "Don't be
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evil, yet"). GitHub has been taken prisoner by Microsoft (Uber for software
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vulnerabilities) and is now siphoning off user data to feed the ravenous
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monster that is GitHub CoPilot (Uber for copyright violations). In the
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meanwhile I am compulsively making parenthetical statements (I am being held at
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gunpoint).
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GitHub's interface is somewhere between Facebook and Microsoft Windows
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1998 in that it's entirely useable but if you try to do what you actually want
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to do it'll fight you the whole way. This is totally awesome if you're a
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masochist but meant I had to verify with a phone number out in the middle of
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nowhere where there's barely any cell service in order to delete my migrated
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repositories ergo I had to stand in the middle of a field waving my cell phone
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around like a crazed millenial who needs to capture this memory in order to
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shove it into the eyes of whoever made the mistake of following them on
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Instagram. In the meanwhile I am also compulsively making run-on sentences (and
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parenthetical statements). I remember back when "two factor authentication" was
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your username (different on every platform; depends on mood at registration)
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and your password (the same everywhere, usually "lolcatz420"). Now usually the
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username and password are the same on everything which makes breaking into my
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friends' Instagram accounts to delete the pictures with myself in them a lot
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easier but you need to verify this all with cell phones which makes me very
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frustrated when I'm in the middle of a field stealing Circle K's WiFi. Not to
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mention I have to type in the whole repository name (try typing
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`devenblake/my_awesome_homepage` in direct sunlight on the first try without
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making a mistake) in order to say yes, truly, I want to delete this thing,
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like I'm some sad drunkard who's about to eat a bullet because I bet my life
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savings on a failed axe throwing tournament (no, actually I'm just making
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parenthetical statements).
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SourceHut's interface in comparison is much more spartan. I prefer it
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because it makes it harder for people to find my stuff (I hate it when people
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find my stuff) but people trying to find my stuff say they don't like it.
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However the build system is awesome. I can just put `.build.yml` in my git
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repository and it runs whatever commands I want before gzipping the site and
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deploying it to SourceHut Pages. With this newfound "standard practice for web
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hosting" I'm slowly rewriting all the pages on this site in m4 to try to ease
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up on repeated code. So far the m4 generation is pretty good and looks
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identical to when I hand-typed everything (my index.html was 15KB and I wrote
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every byte!). I've toyed around with site generation before but on GitHub I
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couldn't have any sort of build process except on my own machine (manually) and
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I vomit whenever I'm forced to run JavaScript to load a page. I've
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defenestrated (my Latin teacher taught me that word) four computers so far and
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unfortunately this latest trend of shitty "corporate [soulless] minimalism" is
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threatening computer number five.
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m4 is nice, the build system is nice, everything's in Makefile (as it
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should be) so things are all nice and UNIXy and everyone's happy (everyone that
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matters, at least, which is a set that includes only me). Life is good. Except
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I can't get cell signal and I need to call my bookie because on MDMA I had a
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vision that the Seahawks win the World Series. Of course, I've never done MDMA.
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This was just that wild of a hallucination so it certainly will come true.
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This site is HTTP/S (Uber for encryption) now because SourceHut demands
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it and I got rid of /zelda.sh (Uber for `rm -rf /`) because Drew DeVault said I
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can't have it on my site.
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[11:18] trinity: is http://www.trinity.moe/#zelda against the ToS? it does an
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rm -r /*
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[11:18] trinity: it's a catch to see who will blindly curl http://whatever |
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sudo sh
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[11:19] trinity: i suppose if i have to ask then probably...
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[11:20] ddevault: yeah that's not nice
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[11:20] ddevault: please remove it
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Which is fine. curl https://trinity.moe/zelda.sh | sudo sh for a
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surprise (your system will survive, or this site will promptly go off-line).
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I don't have anything else to write. This month was hell!
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2022-07-06
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Duo, most lingual
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