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Special thanks to Ками for their help with this quotes script.
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Yeah, that's just how it is. Just, nothing. So much nothing that it hurts.
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-- danger/u/ aefd79
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Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.
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-- Katy Perry
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Consult your pineal gland.
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-- Eris
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Back to 8chan please
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-- Skyglider on wirechan.org
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No, I am your father.
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-- Darth Vader, "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"
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A checklist can aid here.
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-- Lance Leventhal, "Z80 Assembly Language Programming"
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You never know.
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-- Mr. McSweeney of Winthrop, Maine
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You lost the game.
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-- Anonymous on 4chan.org
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Jerma isn't particularly religious.
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-- Jerma985 Wikitubia Fandom article
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put me on here now
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-- arsonist catboy on twitter.com
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These are no longer memes this is y'all repressed anger
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-- Khalifist on twitter.com
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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when
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you do, it blows away your whole leg.
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-- Bjarne Stroustrup
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I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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-- Warren Zevon
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I would have made a good pope.
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-- Richard M. Nixon
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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgement enough for me.
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-- Charles William Stubbs
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Your enemy is where you are not.
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-- Sun Tzu, "The Art of War" (paraphrased; purportedly)
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Be everywhere.
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-- social media influencing 101
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I wish everyone was bald.
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-- Anonymous on 4chan.org
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Nah
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-- Soldier G65434-2
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The kill command is a basic UNIX system command.
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-- Matthew Helmke, "Ubuntu Linux Unleashed 2021 Edition, page
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283"
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If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.
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-- Craig Jelinek
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Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.
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-- 名無 on 2chan
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They had overshadowed her in life. They would obliterate her in death.
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-- Khaled Hosseini, "A Thousand Splendid Suns"
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are your bones made out of fucking depleted uranium
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-- Anonymous on the 4chan.org/x/ tulpa peridot thread
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Giving the Linus Torvalds award to the Free Software Foundation is sort of like
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giving the Han Solo award to the Rebel Fleet.
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-- Richard Stallman, "Revolution OS (2001)"
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Filthy Frank is the embodiment of everything a person should not be.
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-- George Miller
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It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever
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consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would
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instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be
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given as a parameter.
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-- Nathaniel Borenstein
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An idiot admires complexity. A genius admires simplicity.
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-- Terry A. Davis
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When in doubt, use brute force.
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-- Ken Thompson
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Where MS Word is WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get), and Latex is WYGIWYW
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(What You Get Is What You Want), HTML is WYGIWYD (What You Get Is What You
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Deserve).
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-- Trinity
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Easy is the opposite of hard, not the opposite of time-consuming.
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-- Brad Fitzpatrick, "discussion about plan9 support with Go"
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Blame the Nazis for making me become a gun designer. I always wanted to
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construct agricultural machinery.
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-- Mikhail Kalashnikov
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since KFC fired me the 11 herbs and spices are coriander, onion powder, garlic
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powder, salt, white pepper, black pepper basil, parsley, chili pepper, lemon
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powder, thyme, and sage.
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-- @ashley.shoy on Tiktok
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Sooner or later there has to be peace.
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-- Abigail Thorn, "Identity: A Trans Coming Out Story"
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Ich bin ein Berliner.
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-- John F. Kennedy
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I am a Bangor!
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-- Erwin Kreuz
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It's not enough that I should succeed - others should fail.
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-- Unknown
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Secundus says hello to his Prima, wherever she is. I ask, my mistress, that you
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love me.
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-- Unknown in the House and Office of Volusius Iuvencus
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Debugging on windows is like trying to fix spelling mistakes but you can't see
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the words
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-- arwn in the 9fans Discord
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I believe this rabble does not deserve to be given the means for its
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emancipation.
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-- Catboy Deleuze (deleuzian_catboy) on instagram.com
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Nothing human makes it out of the near-future.
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-- Nick Land, "Meltdown (1994)"
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144hz doesn’t help much with writing C
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-- henesy on the 9fans Discord
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It could be a monkey. You never know.
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-- Peter, overheard in a Burger King
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There's no law apart from Man's will.
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-- Alex Alex, 'Only Blackjack' group on facebook.com
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You will see by it, that the Opinion of this mischievous Effect from lead, is
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at least above Sixty years old; and you will observe with Concern how long a
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useful Truth may be known, and exist, before it is generally receiv'd and
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practis'd on.
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-- Benjamin Franklin in a private letter
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You claim to seek progress, but you succeed mainly in whining.
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-- Dennis Ritchie, "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook Anti-Foreword"
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nemoj da juriŝ zene i autobusi, biĉe uvek novi
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-- meatgrinder's pop, relayed by meatgrinder in metaspinoza's
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nightmare wheelhouse
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