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<!DOCTYPE html>
<HTML lang="en">
<HEAD>
<LINK rel="canonical" href="https://blake.instantfloppy.net/faq" />
<LINK rel="shortcut icon" type="image/x-icon" href="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/devenblake/homepage/main/favicon.ico" />
<META charset="US-ASCII" />
<META name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
<TITLE>frequently asked questions</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY>
<P><A href="/">~ Return to the rest of the site</A></P>
<SCRIPT src="theme.js"></SCRIPT>
<H1>frequently asked questions</H1>
<H3>updated 2020-10-25</H3>
<HR size="1" width="25%" align="left" />
<H4>Are you religious?</H4>
<P>The only god I worship is Hatsune Miku.</P>
<H4>I messaged you on [<I>platform</I>] and you didn't respond. Why is that?</H4>
<P>
I'm not active on many platforms and the ones on which I am active tend to glitch out because I always have weird device setups.
If you need to get in touch with me I highly encourage you to contact me via SMTP at the addresses on the site index.
Unless you opened with something really weird, had I seen your message, I would have responded.
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<H4>What genitals have you?</H4>
<P>I understand neither why one would ask this question nor why they would expect an answer.</P>
<H4>What's your sexuality?</H4>
<P>I'm not currently interested in forming a new romantic relationship.</P>
<HR size="1" width="25%" align="left" />
<P><SMALL>These aren't frequently asked but for the sake of completion I'll add them:</SMALL></P>
<H4>Are you {antisemitic,homophobic,racist,sexist,transphobic,xenophobic}?</H4>
<P>Not intentionally.</P>
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<P><A href="./now">here's what i'm doing right now</A></P>
<P><A href="./devenzone">have you been to devenzone?</A></P>
<P><A href="./kinlist">here's my "kinlist" i guess</A></P>
<P><A href="./faq">here are frequently (and infrequently) asked questions about me</A></P>
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