the result of a 20 hour bender
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@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ oauth: pages.sr.ht/PAGES:RW
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packages:
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- hut
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- m4
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- python3
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tasks:
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- package: |
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cd homepage
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@ -2,7 +2,10 @@
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RM = rm -f
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generate: index.html subdirs
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generate: blah index.html subdirs
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blah: blog
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./blog
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index.html: *.m4
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m4 index.m4 >index.html
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homepage/blah/index.html → homepage/blog
Normal file → Executable file
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homepage/blah/index.html → homepage/blog
Normal file → Executable file
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<HTML>
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<HEAD>
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<TITLE>blah</TITLE>
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</HEAD>
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<BODY>
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<PRE>
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#!/bin/sh
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set -ex;test -d blah||mkdir blah;python -c "
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import os;os.chdir('blah')
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with open('../$0', 'r') as f:
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for day in f.read().split('\n\n\n'):
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if day.split('\n')[0] == '#!/bin/sh':
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prefix='\n'.join(day.split('\n')[day.split('\n').index(
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'exit 0')+1:])+'\n';continue
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elif day.split('\n')[0][:4] == '<!--': suffix=day;continue
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with open(day.split('\n')[0]+'.html', 'x') as g:
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g.write(prefix+day+'\n'+suffix)
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";cd blah;for f in *.html;do # in glob we trust
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test -z "$last" || sed -i "s,__NAVIGATION__,$nav<A HREF=\"$f\">\></A></P>," \
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"$last";nav="<P>";test -z "$last" || nav="$nav<A HREF=\"$last\">\<</A>"
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nav="$nav<A HREF=\"index.html\">^</A>";last="$f";done
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sed -i "s,__NAVIGATION__,$nav</P>," "$last"
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for f in *.html;do # e unibus puellam
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fi="$(echo "$f" | cut -d . -f 1)";test "$fi" = "index" && continue
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printf '<A HREF="%s.html">%s</A>\n' "$fi" "$fi"; done|sort -r|\
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sed -e "1i<!DOCTYPE html><HTML><HEAD><TITLE>blah</TITLE></HEAD><BODY><PRE>\
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<A HREF="..">..</A>" -e '$a</PRE></BODY></HTML>'>index.html
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exit 0
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<!DOCTYPE html><HEAD><TITLE>blah</TITLE></HEAD><BODY><PRE>
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THE WRITER MUST EAT -> patreon.com/trn1ty <-
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<A HREF="..">..</A>
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blah!
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@ -17,12 +32,57 @@ ideas' witlessness;
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ideas' witnesses;
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ideas-
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HOW TO READ THIS BLAH
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The newest posts are dropped at the top, so just read the newest post and then
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read older posts if somehow you actually enjoyed reading the newest post. Posts
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rarely make sense, which is a product of myself not making any sense but also
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that they're not ordered in any sort of chronology except that when I find
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something I drop it on the top.
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__NAVIGATION__
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<!-- insert legal threat or something -->
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</PRE></BODY></HTML>
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2023-02-05
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2023 already?
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if i were a dog i would like to eat dog food
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food,if i were,would i?eat dog to like a dog
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food,if dog were,would dog? eat like i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
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___ _ |
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To be honest, I don't think I would survive a | / \ |
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day in Hell. It seems too hot. I was born and | |\ /\ \ |
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sorta raised in Maine so I'm used to the cold | | \ \ \ \ |
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- the kind of cold for which others make you \ \| ||_|| |
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pay an arm, leg, and the tips of your ears!!! _\ \ \ \_/ /
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\___/ \__/
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I know this is word salad I just like it when the line endings match
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up.
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> The only safe thing to do was put bands in your top eight so there was no
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> drama.
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> But I liked the drama.
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Enveloped in flame Lex, for a brief moment, remembered playing video
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games when he was a kid. He sat on the floor in front of the television holding
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a game controller - affected - and played a garbled mix of polygons and pixels.
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The room caught and the television was on fire. He was on fire. The TV stand,
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the game console, the couch behind him, the cat. The TV went out and he was
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left holding a controller that wasn't quite right and melting onto his hands.
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His clothes were covered in flame. He threw the controller on the ground out of
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disappointment and opened his mouth to speak and crumpled into ashes, and
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remembered nothing more, ever.
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2023-02-04
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[...]: I stand corrected.
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Trin: Don't stand corrected. Kneel.
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I hope Hell has good ice cream flavors.
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Y'all won't see this for a while, I'm rewriting the blah stuff and making a
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markup format for it (fuckscript).
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2023-02-03
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@ -3854,7 +3914,8 @@ It's the perfect mix of texture and flavor. I had this with some turkey that
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would have otherwise gone to waste and it was very good.
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2022-06-20: Some thinks I've been thinging about
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2022-06-20
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: Some thinks I've been thinging about
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The world would be a more interesting place if any biologists or
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researchers focusing on transmissable diseases took a look at Internet memes or
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@ -3902,7 +3963,8 @@ bisexuals". The latter for acceptance (exceptance?) from those who conduct the
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former. All wins temporary at best.
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2022-06-19: Some things I've been thinking about
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2022-06-19
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: Some things I've been thinking about
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The UNIX philosophy ("create things that do one thing well") is a
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mandate rather than a suggestion; programs can and will fall under their own
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Today's Juneteenth, which is a memory to a pretty cool event, the end
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of lawful slavery in the United States.
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</PRE>
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</BODY>
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</HTML>
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