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+	I've decided today I'm gonna try all of the currently available Monster
+Cereals from General Mills, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry, in a
+single day, this Halloween. I couldn't find Fruit Brute even though it was
+supposedly re-launched this year and according to Wikipedia Fruity Mummy Yummy
+hasn't been available since 2014, so that's something for 2024 I suppose.
+	Franken Berry, my breakfast today, was alright. It's fruity
+marshmallows with fruity grain cereal, sort of like a fruity version of Lucky
+Charms. I had it with skim milk which I prefer to the previous time I had it
+when I had it dry. I would prefer Cap'n Crunch, my favorite uber-sugary cereal,
+or Wheaties, my favorite breakfast cereal in general, but it was fine and if I
+were 8 years old I'd definitely enjoy it as much as any other breakfast cereal.
+	It's worth noting that prior to my 2200-hour bowl of Cinnamon Toast
+Crunch a month or so ago I hadn't had breakfast cereal with or without milk
+since around 2019, so my tastes have been reset towards ramen and pizza (I'm
+not a particularly wealthy individual). I did consume probably a couple
+freighters' worth of breakfast cereal when I was a lass, particularly the
+supermarket's version of Coco Pebbles (Coco Dino Bites, I think?) which left
+the milk a thick chocolaty mess when finished the solid bits which gave 14 year
+old Trinity the sugar she needed to not fall asleep in math class, but as I got
+older I stopped having breakfast because I didn't need it, I needed to lose
+weight, and it saved me some money I could instead spend on cocaine and
+hookers.
+
+	I have now had the Count Chocula for lunch. My stomach has begun to
+ache. The milk was rendered into chocolate by the time I was done with my two
+bowls, which was sick as fuck and quite enjoyable, but the milk is pummelling
+my pitiful soygirl stomach which cannot handle this monster lactose. I fear I
+shall die. This goal of mine, my dragon, will be slain, and Halloween 2022 and
+its great street cred will be in mine hands.
+	In other news, I went to the bank to get some cash, and I think the
+teller thought I was a crazy person (to be fair, I am, but usually I pass as
+sane pretty well) because I don't know how banks work and I just wanted 200USD
+cash.
+
+	Today I learned BBL = brazilian butt lift.
+
+	I hasten to finish this blah post, to commit before November arrives.
+My goal of consuming all three available General Mills Monster Cereals was a
+success, though at what cost time will tell. My veins are glucose, my lungs
+take and give a bitter sweet sugary air. Possibly tomorrow I'll have developed
+type II diabetes, if not the simple affliction of death due to ketoacidosis. A
+fate dealt by a worthy opponent - breakfast cereal.
+	Boo Berry was pretty good, I think the best.
+
+
 2022-10-30
 
 	THIS SICKLY SWEET CANDY