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ideas' witnesses;
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ideas-
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2022-11-12
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I don't remember anything from the last week or so including that last
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blahpast so let's start from this morning which I do remember. I remember
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waking up to my alarm's fourth or fifth ringing after having hit Snooze three
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or four times, I remember going to the bathroom, I remember washing my hands,
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and then I remember looking over and seeing the toilet backed up and all of
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the drain's contents spewing out over the lid.
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After calling my boss and informing them I would be late to work (Hey,
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Boss, I'm gonna be late to work today, the toilet's fucken backed up or
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something. Hi Trinity this is the second time you've called us instead of your
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new job.) I cleaned it all up and did the laundry with my piss clothes and the
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piss towels that had soaked up the piss. Then, upon changing it from the washer
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to the dryer, I found my phone.
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So I have no phone now. Life's a bitch.
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2022-11-05
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You can walk into walk-in freezers and just scream at the top of your
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lungs and nobody can hear you. It's common practice.
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2022-11-01
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Georgio handed me a stack of Benjamins. "Count them."
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