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[ quote, author ]. Kinda sucks that it has to load like (what could be) [ quote, author ]. Kinda sucks that it has to load like (what could be)
a huge list every time the page loads but I (like most webdevs) am lazy a huge list every time the page loads but I (like most webdevs) am lazy
and It Works How It Is. and It Works How It Is.
maybe these could be loaded in from a JSON somewhere? i don't wanna do
it if it'll drag page loading time down. already need to defer quote
generation because the JS is so slow
*/ */
window.initializequotes = function() { window.initializequotes = function() {
window.quotes = [ window.quotes = [
[ "Yeah, that's just how it is. Just, nothing. So much nothing that it hurts.", [ "Yeah, that's just how it is. Just, nothing. So much nothing that it hurts.",
"danger/u/ aefd79" ], "danger/u/ aefd79" ],
[ "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.", [ "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.",
"Katy Perry" ], "Katy Perry" ], // misattribution, actually from Marx
[ "Consult your pineal gland.", [ "Consult your pineal gland.",
"Eris" ], "Eris" ],
[ "Back to 8chan please", [ "Back to 8chan please",
"Skyglider" ], "Skyglider" ], // wirechan(?, maybe danger/u/)
[ "No, I am your father.", [ "No, I am your father.",
"Darth Vader" ], "Darth Vader" ], // Movie; Star Wars V
[ "A checklist can aid here.", [ "A checklist can aid here.",
"Lance Leventhal" ], "Lance Leventhal" ], // z80 book
[ "Special thanks to Ками for their help adding quotes to this page.", [ "Special thanks to Ками for their help adding quotes to this page.",
"Deven Blake" ], "Deven Blake" ],
[ "You never know.", [ "You never know.",
"Mr. McSweeney" ], "Mr. McSweeney" ], // IRL
[ "You lost the game.", [ "You lost the game.",
"Anonymous" ], "Anonymous" ], // internet joke turned 4chan meme
[ "Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?", [ "Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?",
"Pre-historic phrase" ], "Pre-historic phrase" ],
[ "Jerma isn't particularly religious.", [ "Jerma isn't particularly religious.",
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[ "Swag.", [ "Swag.",
"Neil Cicierega" ], "Neil Cicierega" ],
[ "put me on here now", [ "put me on here now",
"arsonist catboy" ], "arsonist catboy" ], // Twitter (implies catboy wanted to be put on here but quote taken out of context)
[ "These are no longer memes this is y'all repressed anger", [ "These are no longer memes this is y'all repressed anger",
"Khalifist" ], "Khalifist" ], // Twitter
[ "christmas kums early!", [ "christmas kums early!",
"Kum & Go official Twitter account" ], "Kum & Go official Twitter account" ], // Twitter
[ "this quote removed due to copyright infringement", [ "this quote removed due to copyright infringement",
"The MPAA" ], "The MPAA" ], // joke
[ "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.", [ "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.",
"Bjarne Stroustrup" ], "Bjarne Stroustrup" ], // didn't this guy make C++?
[ "I'll sleep when I'm dead.", [ "I'll sleep when I'm dead.",
"Warren Zevon" ], "Warren Zevon" ],
[ "I would have made a good pope.", [ "I would have made a good pope.",
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[ "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.", [ "To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.",
"Charles William Stubbs" ], "Charles William Stubbs" ],
[ "Your enemy is where you are not.", [ "Your enemy is where you are not.",
"Sun Tzu (paraphrased)" ], "Sun Tzu (paraphrased)" ], // Book; Art of War
[ "Be everywhere.", [ "Be everywhere.",
"social media influencing 101" ], "social media influencing 101" ],
[ "I wish everyone was bald.", [ "I wish everyone was bald.",
"Anonymous" ], "Anonymous" ], // 4chan
[ "Who is this?", [ "Who is this?",
"Stephen King" ], "Stephen King" ], // joke(?)
[ "Nah", [ "Nah",
"Soldier G65434-2" ], "Soldier G65434-2" ], // video game (which one?)
[ "Everything not saved will be lost.", [ "Everything not saved will be lost.",
"Quit screen" ], "Quit screen" ], // found on t-shirt
[ "The kill command is a basic UNIX system command.", [ "The kill command is a basic UNIX system command.",
"Matthew Helmke" ], "Matthew Helmke" ], // Book; Ubuntu Linux Unleashed 2021 Edition; pg 283
[ "I potato you", [ "I potato you",
"idiom" ], "idiom" ], // Tumblr
[ "If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.", [ "If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.",
"Craig Jelinek" ], "Craig Jelinek" ],
[ "Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.", [ "Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.",
"名無" ] "名無" ], // 2chan (hiroyki's)
[ "They had overshadowed her in life. They would obliterate her in death.",
"Khaled Hosseini" ] // Book; A Thousand Splendid Suns
]; ];
window.quote = 0; window.quote = 0;
} }