2023-02-11

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+	Alliteration in news headlines is so corny. "Panic at the pump" is a
+dad joke, not a headline. I'm tired of all these meme phrases, I want meat and
+potatoes words. Tell me about the FNAF lore, shut the fuck up about some fake
+news epidemic. If everyone else is already talking about it I don't care
+because surely somebody else is already taking care of it. Tell me about a bug
+in some shell script you want help with or something (no seriously, e-mail me).
+	Alright I'm tired I go sleep now.
+
+
+2023-02-10
+
+Every other line is censored
+	When I was a very wee lass I was a very angry wee lass and spent my
+[...]
+an honourable pastime nor did it result in any fruits. Facebook wasn't it,
+[...]
+because I had 4chan.org/b tattooed on the back of my skull from creation, then
+[...]
+4chan.
+	[...]
+president was a petri dish in the eyes of some and a powder keg to others.
+[...]
+productive programming discussions and stuff, I didn't care about productivity,
+[...]
+nobody ever browsed mine and I never cared about anyone else's. So at cutie pie
+[...]
+and troll I made some funny jokes that got a lot of replies, and kept riffing,
+[...]
+Anonym had a rainbow so by the time I got back to checking that out again it
+[...]
+massive pizzagate-adjacent conspiracy theory. And when they took it to hachi I
+[...]
+firing squad. I made the first couple posts, no more.
+	[...]
+referenced the joke I had made at that point a couple years prior. I realized
+[...]
+myself on the news every once in a while didn't cement it, didn't feel real.
+[...]
+
+Cardiotomy.
+Take my glasses off.
+Take the scrunchie out of my hair.
+Take my hat off and
+unzip my jacket.
+Tell me you don't care.
+
+Now kiss my bruised knuckle
+and brush my fingers with your lips
+and now extend my fingers
+and take the pliers from your hip
+
+and slide my fingernail out
+from its flesh holding cell. Gently
+make an incision
+and rip my bones out of their shell.
+
+Peel the seam up my wrist
+and watch my life flow out of me.
+Drill a hole into my heart.
+
+Dear [...]:
+	The tomatoes are shit. I really tried my hardest to slice them and make
+them nice, but I'm not good at this and I don't know what I'm doing, so they
+came out like shit. I'm sorry.
+	The pickles kick ass. I'm happy with them. But they took too long.
+	The lettuce is fine.
+                                                                   From Trinity
+
+I just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I
+just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I
+just need to get through this week. I just need to get through this week. I
+just need to get through this week. Dear automobile:
+	Why dost thou haunt my weary soul?
+	Roaring in your monoxide noise
+	letting our your groans.
+		Dear autombile:
+			I'm left walking in your wake.
+			Why don't you run me over
+			so I don't have to come to work today?
+				Dear automobile:
+					Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas.
+					Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas.
+					Hit the gas. Hit the gas. Hit the gas.
+						Dear automobile:
+							RUN ME THE FUCK OVER P
+							LEASE FOR THE LOVE OF
+							GOD JUST DO IT!!!!!!!
+
+	It's a torture party and everyone's participating!
+
+
+2023-02-09
+
+Streambreak
+
+Prelude
+	- Amber
+		The discovery of the Ideal Human; Amber is the ubermensch of
+the 20XXs. Conspiracy theories immediately start to swirl regarding a drift
+from the ideal ("the fall of the West"-ish) with the legitimacy of early Q
+posts (i.e. no legitimacy whatsoever). Mix 2019-12 COVID knowledge with 2016 Q
+knowledge basically and you get the Amber phenomenon. Explores the actual (made
+up) science behind Amber, the realization that this discovery is sort of
+worthless, and the pickup of Amber by the right wing mobs and accusations of
+suppression etc.
+	- Slipstream
+		The thesis of the story; already drafted.
+Day 1
+	- Placeholder title
+		Ambulance driver gets ready for work.
+	- Ted's Last Day
+		Ted's first building burned down, his work. An accounting firm
+working with JCN. Mention soup, barely mention JCN (just once), mention wife,
+go from his lunch break to ignition.
+	- Placeholder title
+		Reveal that Slipstream was just a narration of Ada's last [X]
+years to the coffee shop owner. Conversation about loss. Conversation about
+domestication - Ada's been basically working the same job for like a hundred
+years, how has she kept in touch with reality? 
+	- Placeholder title
+		Follow Ted's wife out of the building into some stupid ass
+meeting or whatever. Why did she go with Ted's boss? etc
+	- Placeholder title
+		Meanwhile Ted is fighting the first responders to the office
+fire. Why are there so few responders? Steals a fire truck and fucks shit up,
+also brutally kills an ambulance driver, the one from the first chapter of this
+section.
+	- Placeholder title
+		Police get involved. The news hears over the radio and
+considers getting involved. Ted crushes the police and walks off. In-police
+bickering over how this could have happened.
+	- Placeholder title
+		News find Ted burning down misc. shit and interview him. Ted
+starts to amass a following. Ada finds this happening and doesn't consider it's
+important. Meanwhile Ted's wife (Minerva) and Ted's boss are doing things.
+
+Out of steam. And midnight's passed.
+
+
 2023-02-08
 
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