2023-07-06

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+2023-07-06
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+Trinity's bean burritos
+	All ingredients should go in separate bowls. Get some paper bowls if you
+	don't have enough bowls. Plates are okay if you're careful. You'll need
+	bowls for everybody's burritos, too - a decentish cereal bowl will fit
+	threeish of these bad boys.
+		Flour tortillas. Good sized ones. One burrito should be a decent
+		lunch, not just a snack; these aren't taquitos.
+		Beans. Black beans. NOT baked beans, MAYBE refried beans. This
+		is your base ingredient so don't fuck it up. Beans are awesome
+		and you should eat more of them.
+		Rice if you want it. Beans are your main ingredient, do not
+		crowd out the beans. Perhaps spice the rice with salt, pepper,
+		turmeric; don't overdo it, your burrito should have more flavor
+		than the powders that compensate for the rice.
+		A red bell pepper. Slice the top off with the stem and scoop out
+		the inside, removing the white parts and the seeds. Slice from
+		the top to get those nice rings of red bell pepper, keep intact
+		or slice in fourths depending on preference.
+		A green bell pepper. Follow the red bell pepper instructions. I
+		didn't even use separate bowls for them.
+		Jalapeño. The corner store near me only sells them in packs of
+		three. Chop off the stem and then cut circles including the core
+		and seeds; the seeds contain the most capsaicin which makes them
+		spicy. The jalapeño is there for kick and flavor.
+		An onion. Chop off the ends and chop from the middle to get
+		those nice circle sections, then dice. One onion will get you
+		eight burritos, more burritos, and then more onion. I don't know
+		what I'm gonna do with all this onion and I only bought one.
+		Pre-made store salsa if you want it. You're already doing three
+		peppers so why dice tomatoes too? This is a shit ton of
+		ingredients that fit the cuisine thrown into a jar with sugar
+		and sold as chip dip but you can put it in your burritos and
+		it'll work well.
+	Assembly
+		For each burrito:
+			Put a tortilla on a bowl.
+			Press the center of the tortilla into the bowl.
+			Put a fair amount of black beans, salsa, onion, peppers,
+			rice, jalapeño, and whatever else I mentioned into the
+			tortilla. Don't put too much but put enough that you're
+			not hungry after one or two.
+			Fold the leftmost and rightmost edges of the circle about
+			two centimeters in towards the center to stop the filling
+			from leaking out while you chow.
+			Fold the topmost edge of the circle down as far as you
+			can without moving the filling.
+			Roll the filling part of the burrito onto the remaining
+			unfolded section.
+	Serving
+		I microwaved each burrito for a minute or two until it was hot to
+		the touch.
+		Sriracha or some other sauce as dip. Unnecessary but I like it.
+	Dietary considerations
+		This dish is vegan and halal. Replace the flour tortilla with
+		a corn tortilla in case of allergy; for other ingredients, in
+		case of allergy do without.
+	Waste
+		Wrappers aren't reuseable. Throw waste from onion, peppers,
+		jalapeño, and any other vegetables into compost or outside for
+		birds (except rice).
+	Price
+		I didn't keep my receipt so prices are from a local supermarket
+		as of 2023-07-06:
+			$4.00 flour tortillas (8)
+			$2.00 black beans (20oz)
+			$2.00 red bell pepper
+			$2.00 green pepper
+			$0.75 jalapeño
+			$1.50 white onion
+			$4.50 pre-made salsa
+				$16.75 total for 8 burritos; ~$2.10 each
+		I had some onion, pepper, and salsa left over, so I put the onion
+		and pepper in the salsa and will have it with tortilla chips
+		tomorrow. Sriracha and rice are staples most kitchens will
+		already have so I didn't include their prices; they're optional
+		anyway.	
+
+
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